Celebrity Masterchef - Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go!

Jamelia likes to do a job properly.

This looks like a dining experience I wouldn't enjoy

'Nail the fish to the plank.'

They should really make that recipe clearer in case someone attacks Gregg with a trout and a claw-hammer.

Scouts are aged 10-14ish, I think. This is indeed weird food to be serving them. Maybe their badge is Eat Weird Shit.

Evening all. Slight late but won't be interrupted by teenage channel changers tonight

Dear god, who has time for plaiting meat??

Oh ffs plaiting meat 🤣🤣🤣

Plaited venison. Well I never.

There is a place for weird men and this is it

What the actual Jeff is this? Meat plus testosterone?

It's a new meaning of fine dining.

Evening!

Who would actually eat this food?...let's be real...

Wow. Talk about cooking more difficult than it needs to be.

That planked fish reminded me - and not in a good way - of this photo I once saw of a hedgehog getting an X-ray:

Trying to work out what the hell is happening here!

@Halsall thats an image you can never unsee!

Plated yes, plaited no!

Noooo 🤣🤣🤣

Yes let’s all join in with Kumbaya and ging gang golly, that makes as much sense as this menu

Sounds rude🤣

Loooool

Well, at least we've seen what Ant Middleton would look like if he walked into a barber's and said, 'Make me look like Wednesday Addams.'

@Halsall that made me think of the baby x-ray tubes…

The hedgehog pic is killing me