EASTENDERS 64 - LOLA IS DEAD - no spoilers TV PACE

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Omg. Tonight’s Lola’s death was beautifully done. I sobbed. Im away - blondes in the sun - A great look round the pool !!

ben Didn’t make it back. He will now go on even more of a downer

poor lexi. Least she has jay

Lily is now maybe 6mths preg and still no ss about 🙄🙄

Denise and Jack made up and Chelsea and Ravi are making out

Stacey is still poor tho still not sure why

Stacey burger van cleaning
Jean cleaning
Harvey taxi
Freddy fish shop
Eve on nish payroll

yet always in the pub

Reiss has a secret wife Debbie who will have to die

it hard he’s a boring pompous fart. Sonja deserves someone more sexy. He needs a shave and glasses to go and then he’s sexy. But still a drip

suki and eve seem to have stopped for the moment

Linda and mum running the pub. And sure her old man will come soon

freddie and his adhd needed to be sorted

Phil is still soooooo rich and giving money to one and all - wish I had his money tree ans now paying for the funeral and I assume will help with the rent

Good god my brain! I think ill just leave it 😂

My own diagram got confused!

But double first cousins share 2 sets of grandparents. Normal 1st cousins only share 1 set of grandparents.

Diagram

So with EE, Lauren had a baby (Louis) with Peter, while her sister Abby had a baby (baby Abby) with Peter's brother Steven. Ignoring for now that Steven is not biologically Ian's, and Louis and baby Abby both have Max and Tanya Branning, and Ian and Cindy Beale, as grandparents. Any 1st cousins I have for example, we would only have one shared set of grandparents, my cousin would have grandparents who are not related to me. Double first cousins are genetically closer than 'normal ' 1st cousins.

Blondes head explodes

So does mine!

They're not actually that common these days because in the real world people travel further than the Square to meet a potential mate!

Elaine's talking about wedding venues but has anyone asked whether George can legally remarry?

Nobody asks normal questions on EE!
Linda didn't even look that surprised about Rose / Cindy.
Billy annoys me so much.

Why are they dressing Honey as someone in their 80s? She's a very attractive lady with a great figure and fun side to her personality but she dresses so frumpily.

Angry self-absorbed Billy acts like a Staffordshire bull terrier with a bee stuck up each nostril. I see Lola (RIP) has retained her amazing free-standing boobs even after death.

Ha! When Finlay's stall was getting trashed by the thugs, the market's background music was pumping out (Kaiser Chiefs) "I Predict A Riot"...

Love the Kaiser chiefs !
I heard that too yesterday.
They often link up songs to story lines

Do we think funeral is tonight? Not sure I can bear to watch Lexi read her eulogy

Funerals are just the worst days , but even worse that Lola was so young. Just tragic.
I hope that Billy doesn't kick off again
He didn't need to have a pop at Jay.
He really needs some counseling I think

I do like some of what she wears, but lately she dresses a bit like she's in Little House on the Prarie. I think they are choosing the more frumpy stuff from middle class stores that people seem to really like on here. She is with Billy though, who if he had his way would wear a West Ham football shirt all of the time and wears a flat cap, so I guess the pressure to look good is off a bit. She has worn some lovely blouses though.

To be fair I don't think we are far off that in this country at this rate 😀They should have a rioting storyline. Although the BBC will completely ignore why people would riot in the first place and squeeze in a public service annoucement style scene telling people to calm down and not join in.

Imagine Ben and Eve rioting. Phil in his bomber jacket and bright red face.....callum and Jack trying to calm everyone down.

Honey normally looks ok , but lately her outfits have been a bit odd. Her blue boiler suit the other week made dh think she had a job in Halfords.
She has a lovely figure though and can wear anything and look nice , but I often wonder where they get their clothes from sometimes.

Suki seems back to normal now and ditched the old cardigan. I thought ribs took ages to clear up properly?
What Eve sees in her I've no idea.
Finley seems to have worked out they were an item once too, or suspects it , but I suppose he is scared off now.
I wonder who does the parrot voice for jasper ?

Honeys outfit last night gave me old lady vibes

That would be good on your CV: Voice of parrot on eastenders 😅
I’m surprised there haven’t been more complaints about keeping a caged bird. Personally I hate to see it

Janet had sat her GCSEs the other week, why is she still at school? Most children in year 11 around here have left school now or only went in to do the exam , then off again.
I wonder if she'll go on to sixth form ?
I'm out of touch with education rules though.

I couldn't stop looking at them they were comedy boobs 😄

Not sure if hers are the real deal, but in hundreds of years they will be digging up skeletons with these implants resting on their chest. I wonder what archaeologists will think.

Well exactly skeletons of silicone.

They are 'real' as in attached to her body. There was a pic of her in one of the tabloids with her 'stunning new look'. Too big for her tiny frame imo.

@lazymum99
I’m surprised there haven’t been more complaints about keeping a caged bird. Personally I hate to see it.

God, me as well.

To make matters worse, Jasper's cage size is way too small.

I like to think Rocky gives him the run of the house whenever Kathy's not around, at the very least. Even so.

His first fully-formed sentence will be an exasperated "I DEMAND my agent re-negotiates this contract".

(With a parting shot of "...and, no, I won't be your wedding's bloody ring-bearer").