Masterchef: Finals week

[Pebbledashery]

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Omar has beef cheeks

But the beard slims 'em down lovely

The crust of nuts across the beef cheek

It's very brown

That cremaux looks suspect

Gregg said beautiful soft cheeks. Disturbing.

'Your bench smells fantastic ....... Beautiful soft cheeks ...... Nuts lying across them.'

I am calling the police on him!

Is this the strongest final they've ever had?

Sorry but that looks like poo on that plate.

'Huge amount of technique'...the kiss of death😱

Jeez who wants parsnip in their pudding

Looks like black pudding

Fouranteen? Yet again Greggg's impeccable French delights us all

Omar out then, only criticism.

Ahh Omar's crestfallen little face

He's out

No one wants parsnip pudding

I am having flashbacks to the original Masterchef with Lloyd (buy my sauce) Grossman. It’s like watching a European cup final after standing on a rainy park cheering on some seven year olds kicking a football round.

Triple-winners!!!! This has been a really strong final. Give them all the prize.

Loyd, actually, she shouts form pedants' corner.

Whoops. FROM.

Chariya is still my favourite, but Anurag could easily win it too.

I hope there's not joint winners again

And poor Omar got the “we wish you well in your future” speech.

Nope chariya is winner. For sure

Has Gregg left the hanger in his jacket. His shoulders are very wide