Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Grand Final

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BBC 1 8pm Saturday 13th May

1 Austria
2 Portugal
3 Switzerland
4 Poland
5 Serbia
6 France
7 Cyprus
8 Spain
9 Sweden (bookies fav) - time to raise your glass for Terry
10 Albania
11 Italy
12 Estonia
13 Finland (2nd fav)

14 Czechia
15 Australia
16 Belgium
17 Armenia
18 Moldova
19 Ukraine
20 Norway
21 Germany
22 Lithuania
23 Israel
24 Slovenia
25 Croatia
26 UK

Join us for Harry Styles Wannabes, Scary Nails, an Ewok, Boy George, Heavy Metal, Nukes, Men in Vest Tops, the usual Bond Theme, Stupid Impractical Dresses, Ridiculously High Heels and Platform Shoes, Emily Thornberry MP, Lots of Dancing and Mae Muller trying not to hit bum notes again (no pressure Mae)

Your 2023 drinking game cues:
Men in shorts
Artist lies down on stage
Performer dressed in pink
Traditional Instruments
Removal/Change of clothes on stage
The Beatles are mentioned
Alisha raps
Euphoria is mentioned
Abba is mentioned
Måns is wheeled out
The War is mentioned
Presenter Hannah speaks French
Man in suit without shirt (applies to first appearance on screen only)
Obviously fake overwhitened teeth (again only applies to first appearance on screen)

Didn’t realise she was singing in English.

bit meh for me.

Your mum needs to open her ears clearly she was singing

Shawkrbo kahshie arlandi damiraiu oooo-oooo-oooo

She reminds of a female Wolverine. Its the best one so far

The Corrs have just become popular in Albania so they’re getting on that train

More wailing

Emily Thornberry and Phil Daniels next.

omg spain again

Love the outfit

This sounds the same as Spain

albanicorrs 🇦🇱

@lljkk dp is reading aloud a live blogging musicologist (because he's cool). He said exactly that.

Isn't this the theme song to Last Kingdom?

Does host country always perform last? I've tried goggling but can't find an answer...

The wrath of khan

fuck sake love, it cannot be that bad, whatever it is...

They’ve missed the nails memo…..

I liked this in the semi final

Still do Tbf

Pretty sure I heard this in my local Indian the other night

Poor Albert.

No don't believe so.

Lena in 2010! I loved that song

Albania. Could imagine this on a straight to Tv sci-fi movie.

Love it!

ALBEEN*!!!!!!

She's going to invade and conquer Europe. Her mum and dad are going to organise a cheese and wine party.