Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Grand Final

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BBC 1 8pm Saturday 13th May

1 Austria
2 Portugal
3 Switzerland
4 Poland
5 Serbia
6 France
7 Cyprus
8 Spain
9 Sweden (bookies fav) - time to raise your glass for Terry
10 Albania
11 Italy
12 Estonia
13 Finland (2nd fav)

14 Czechia
15 Australia
16 Belgium
17 Armenia
18 Moldova
19 Ukraine
20 Norway
21 Germany
22 Lithuania
23 Israel
24 Slovenia
25 Croatia
26 UK

Join us for Harry Styles Wannabes, Scary Nails, an Ewok, Boy George, Heavy Metal, Nukes, Men in Vest Tops, the usual Bond Theme, Stupid Impractical Dresses, Ridiculously High Heels and Platform Shoes, Emily Thornberry MP, Lots of Dancing and Mae Muller trying not to hit bum notes again (no pressure Mae)

Your 2023 drinking game cues:
Men in shorts
Artist lies down on stage
Performer dressed in pink
Traditional Instruments
Removal/Change of clothes on stage
The Beatles are mentioned
Alisha raps
Euphoria is mentioned
Abba is mentioned
Måns is wheeled out
The War is mentioned
Presenter Hannah speaks French
Man in suit without shirt (applies to first appearance on screen only)
Obviously fake overwhitened teeth (again only applies to first appearance on screen)

That yellow dress is very Snow White

Sweden sounds very nasally, not for me, so will probably win 🙄

It's my favourite whether it wins or not. She's awesome.

Costume and moves for some reason reminds me of the bad guy at the end of the original Ghostbusters. Zuul.

Well… it’s no Euphoria. I reckon she’s being carried a bit because of what a great song that was

Not a fan of Sweden's song-nice abs though

I wonder how many times she accidentally poked herself in the eye with those nails.

Yes, I thought exactly that. Winner Takes it All performed by Edward Scissorhands in a sunned.

That sounds amazing

Me. I’m not even sure which language she was singing in?

My mum just said 'I loved that but I have no idea what she was singing about'!

But there was something very strange about the way her mouth was moving and the timing of the lyrics 🤷‍♀️

Spain is shite

Our favourites so far are Switzerland, Cyprus and Sweden.

Dont know why I have the German winner singing Satellite going round my head.....better than some of this dross

Albania's own Kardashians up next

Not loving Sweden.

Albanian Corrs.

Is it broadcasted in English everywhere or does each country have their own presenters speaking in their own language?

Exactly what I said first time I heard it.

I'd love my family to sing
Or maybe not ! They would eat the bbq though

Oh, this was the Albanian Von Trapps.

It was an AWFUL song 😬 If that’s the favourite…

Predator lady wears Skims

Albania:. Lady Genghis Khan and her lovely, sensible mum and dad. I enjoyed this one. Not for the song.