Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Grand Final

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BBC 1 8pm Saturday 13th May

1 Austria
2 Portugal
3 Switzerland
4 Poland
5 Serbia
6 France
7 Cyprus
8 Spain
9 Sweden (bookies fav) - time to raise your glass for Terry
10 Albania
11 Italy
12 Estonia
13 Finland (2nd fav)

14 Czechia
15 Australia
16 Belgium
17 Armenia
18 Moldova
19 Ukraine
20 Norway
21 Germany
22 Lithuania
23 Israel
24 Slovenia
25 Croatia
26 UK

Join us for Harry Styles Wannabes, Scary Nails, an Ewok, Boy George, Heavy Metal, Nukes, Men in Vest Tops, the usual Bond Theme, Stupid Impractical Dresses, Ridiculously High Heels and Platform Shoes, Emily Thornberry MP, Lots of Dancing and Mae Muller trying not to hit bum notes again (no pressure Mae)

Your 2023 drinking game cues:
Men in shorts
Artist lies down on stage
Performer dressed in pink
Traditional Instruments
Removal/Change of clothes on stage
The Beatles are mentioned
Alisha raps
Euphoria is mentioned
Abba is mentioned
Måns is wheeled out
The War is mentioned
Presenter Hannah speaks French
Man in suit without shirt (applies to first appearance on screen only)
Obviously fake overwhitened teeth (again only applies to first appearance on screen)

That intro is the same as Spain’s!!!

Now got voulez-vous!

This is....odd.

He'd like his dress back.

Is it the Lion King?!

In Italy we have our own presenters speaking in Italian over the top of the English commentary.

🤣😂

Who is the woman in the very tight yellow dress? She looks like some kind of insect.

Cyprus my fave so far

This is a holiday theme isn't it?
Belting out whilst eating your dinner and liking the sunset !

She's brought her mum and dad on!

The brother is thrilled to be there.

DrMadelineMaxwell

very true with that photo 🤣

I'm.loving this too.

I haven't got a clue what they're singing about, but I love the red handkerchief waving

I’m watching it abroad, and not for the first time, the announcers tend to talk at about the same time as Graham Norton does + any important information regarding the voting.

Loving the light dance moves, someone throw a handbag on stage and see if they start circling.

I quite like this but Graham’s not wrong about the brother, he looks like he hates his life

The brother makes me laugh. He’s really half arsing compared to the others.

I'd wear the shoulder pads for steampunk.

Getting a Turkish vibe from the Albanian entry.

I prefer this to Sweden

We have had 10 songs and NO key changes. What is going on?

The presenters are in the arena and everyone sees the same. Each country has it's own commentary team.

In 1994 when Riverdance was the interval act, Spanish TV interviewed the members of the Spanish jury...

Evening all! I have my glass of wine and husband on baby duty this evening, ready to cheer Finland for a win! Actually I like Australia, but if Finland win then I can at least try to get tickets next year and stay with friends...

Sorry for being late, but I brought gin!

This is growing on me