Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Grand Final

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BBC 1 8pm Saturday 13th May

1 Austria
2 Portugal
3 Switzerland
4 Poland
5 Serbia
6 France
7 Cyprus
8 Spain
9 Sweden (bookies fav) - time to raise your glass for Terry
10 Albania
11 Italy
12 Estonia
13 Finland (2nd fav)

14 Czechia
15 Australia
16 Belgium
17 Armenia
18 Moldova
19 Ukraine
20 Norway
21 Germany
22 Lithuania
23 Israel
24 Slovenia
25 Croatia
26 UK

Join us for Harry Styles Wannabes, Scary Nails, an Ewok, Boy George, Heavy Metal, Nukes, Men in Vest Tops, the usual Bond Theme, Stupid Impractical Dresses, Ridiculously High Heels and Platform Shoes, Emily Thornberry MP, Lots of Dancing and Mae Muller trying not to hit bum notes again (no pressure Mae)

Your 2023 drinking game cues:
Men in shorts
Artist lies down on stage
Performer dressed in pink
Traditional Instruments
Removal/Change of clothes on stage
The Beatles are mentioned
Alisha raps
Euphoria is mentioned
Abba is mentioned
Måns is wheeled out
The War is mentioned
Presenter Hannah speaks French
Man in suit without shirt (applies to first appearance on screen only)
Obviously fake overwhitened teeth (again only applies to first appearance on screen)

I think that was Paddy O'Connell - heard him earlier on the radio.

I'm going to stick my neck out and say it'll be Sweden, Finland and possibly Australia as front runners.

It doesn't bode well 🤣

From the neck down she looks like one of the aliens from Independence Day

I'm passing on this one.

You could do yourself an injury with those nails 💅

TBF after having heard some of the others I’m not surprised…

There's a Madonna vibe (Power of Goodbye) to it near the end.

Yoga-Europop workout.

I’m getting a sped up “I’ll Stand by You” vibe from this

They're not allowed, it's against Eurovision rules.

Belting it out though!

This is a cross between the Winner takes it all and Sia Chandelier.

I hate them all so far! 🤣

More like an ad for San pro
I need something for the pain ..

Definite Leloo outfit vibes.

Yep
edward scissorhands vs Chers crotch

Yeah!

Is it a song competition or a singing competition? I really like this Swedish song but the singer has terrible diction - I can't understand what she's singing half the time.

I liked that

That will do very well this evening ino

Boring …am not impressed,not getting a vote from me .

I'm really enjoying it.

But I am super jealous about her body <put the chocolate chip cookies down>

Correction, Spandex stuck in a box "can't enunciate no lyric variations" with claws.
DS tells me it's "the beat drop" that makes that song appealing.

Not sure about the sexy Dune theme

Sweden is the favourite? It's the first one I really haven't liked?

Did anyone else not understand a word Loreen said.....