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Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Grand Final

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RedToothBrush · 12/05/2023 07:43

BBC 1 8pm Saturday 13th May

1 Austria
2 Portugal
3 Switzerland
4 Poland
5 Serbia
6 France
7 Cyprus
8 Spain
9 Sweden (bookies fav) - time to raise your glass for Terry
10 Albania
11 Italy
12 Estonia
13 Finland (2nd fav)

14 Czechia
15 Australia
16 Belgium
17 Armenia
18 Moldova
19 Ukraine
20 Norway
21 Germany
22 Lithuania
23 Israel
24 Slovenia
25 Croatia
26 UK

Join us for Harry Styles Wannabes, Scary Nails, an Ewok, Boy George, Heavy Metal, Nukes, Men in Vest Tops, the usual Bond Theme, Stupid Impractical Dresses, Ridiculously High Heels and Platform Shoes, Emily Thornberry MP, Lots of Dancing and Mae Muller trying not to hit bum notes again (no pressure Mae)

Your 2023 drinking game cues:
Men in shorts
Artist lies down on stage
Performer dressed in pink
Traditional Instruments
Removal/Change of clothes on stage
The Beatles are mentioned
Alisha raps
Euphoria is mentioned
Abba is mentioned
Måns is wheeled out
The War is mentioned
Presenter Hannah speaks French
Man in suit without shirt (applies to first appearance on screen only)
Obviously fake overwhitened teeth (again only applies to first appearance on screen)

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Binglebong · 13/05/2023 20:59

You wouldnt want the hydrolics to fail with this one. Unless you're listening in which case it might be a relief.

BarryShitpea · 13/05/2023 20:59

Cheers 🍻

Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Grand Final
dropthevipers · 13/05/2023 20:59

what's with the Nosferatu nails?

GrandTheftWalrus · 13/05/2023 20:59

Cyprus really could be imagine dragons.

colouringindoors · 13/05/2023 20:59

Really, this is the favourite?

GreenDressy · 13/05/2023 20:59

Raahh · 13/05/2023 20:58

So much of this sounds like 'Winner Takes it all' even has some of the same lyrics.

Yes!!

HeathenPlayingHouse · 13/05/2023 20:59

Those nails will give me nightmares later.

TokyoSushi · 13/05/2023 20:59

Hmm, this would have been much better standing all the way through!

Mochudubh · 13/05/2023 20:59

Looks like an advert for support tights.

WibblyWobblyLane · 13/05/2023 20:59

Dd5: oh look mummy, a tiger

covetingthepreciousthings · 13/05/2023 20:59

colouringindoors · 13/05/2023 20:59

Really, this is the favourite?

I think it's only because she's popular already.

Raahh · 13/05/2023 20:59

JaneJeffer · 13/05/2023 20:58

You'd love the quizzes Raahh Grin

I'm a big fan of a quiz, Jane Grin

JediIsMyMaster · 13/05/2023 21:00

Costume looks ripped off from Tomb Raider

greenacrylicpaint · 13/05/2023 21:00

I'm sure I heard it before.

in a perfume advert?

YouWonJayne · 13/05/2023 21:00

THIS is the favourite?!

the80sweregreat · 13/05/2023 21:00

Pain and rain vibes

TravellingSpoon · 13/05/2023 21:00

Sweden's entry looks like an advert for Skims.

whiteroseredrose · 13/05/2023 21:00

Edward Scissor hands?

GreenDressy · 13/05/2023 21:00

I don't love this

Stressybetty · 13/05/2023 21:00

Don't rate this, just her wailing and rolling about. Her other recent one Neon lights is much better. Be v annoyed if she wins with this crap.

Hongkongsuey · 13/05/2023 21:00

Fuck me, Edward Scissorhands

Andanotherone01 · 13/05/2023 21:00

Call me crazy but is the Swedish singer miming?

covetingthepreciousthings · 13/05/2023 21:00

Mochudubh · 13/05/2023 20:59

Looks like an advert for support tights.

Makes me think of Skims.

Lionoso · 13/05/2023 21:00

Isn't this the bookies favourite. It's not the worst so far but meh for me.

So far Austria is my favourite.

YouWonJayne · 13/05/2023 21:00

Mochudubh · 13/05/2023 20:59

Looks like an advert for support tights.

😂😂😂

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