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Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Grand Final

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RedToothBrush · 12/05/2023 07:43

BBC 1 8pm Saturday 13th May

1 Austria
2 Portugal
3 Switzerland
4 Poland
5 Serbia
6 France
7 Cyprus
8 Spain
9 Sweden (bookies fav) - time to raise your glass for Terry
10 Albania
11 Italy
12 Estonia
13 Finland (2nd fav)

14 Czechia
15 Australia
16 Belgium
17 Armenia
18 Moldova
19 Ukraine
20 Norway
21 Germany
22 Lithuania
23 Israel
24 Slovenia
25 Croatia
26 UK

Join us for Harry Styles Wannabes, Scary Nails, an Ewok, Boy George, Heavy Metal, Nukes, Men in Vest Tops, the usual Bond Theme, Stupid Impractical Dresses, Ridiculously High Heels and Platform Shoes, Emily Thornberry MP, Lots of Dancing and Mae Muller trying not to hit bum notes again (no pressure Mae)

Your 2023 drinking game cues:
Men in shorts
Artist lies down on stage
Performer dressed in pink
Traditional Instruments
Removal/Change of clothes on stage
The Beatles are mentioned
Alisha raps
Euphoria is mentioned
Abba is mentioned
MÃ¥ns is wheeled out
The War is mentioned
Presenter Hannah speaks French
Man in suit without shirt (applies to first appearance on screen only)
Obviously fake overwhitened teeth (again only applies to first appearance on screen)

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GrouchyKiwi · 13/05/2023 20:38

This guy thinks he's in The Cure.

Appalonia · 13/05/2023 20:38

Poor sod, is he tired out already?😂

I8toys · 13/05/2023 20:38

This is different

OneFrenchEgg · 13/05/2023 20:38

When is JaJaDingDong?

ChiChaNaYubi · 13/05/2023 20:38

I feel like I really want to like this song but the singer is ruining it with his singing

Paperlate · 13/05/2023 20:38

Bor exactly a catchy tune, Serbia.

RicciardoPerez · 13/05/2023 20:38

This is..... something else!

JediIsMyMaster · 13/05/2023 20:38

WTF is this???

AuntieJoyce · 13/05/2023 20:38

It’s the borg

riotlady · 13/05/2023 20:38

When I saw the semis live it was quite fun watching the stage people frantically wheeling objects off and on- this guy was already dramatically lying in his robot shell thing as they brought it on. Admired his commitment to the persona

AngeloMysterioso · 13/05/2023 20:38

I’m quite enjoying this!

boatyardblues · 13/05/2023 20:38

Serbian guy pooks like he’s had a lip lift. That cupid’s bow is not natural looking.

honeyrider · 13/05/2023 20:38

JaneJeffer · 13/05/2023 20:28

Anyone Irish remember Tops of The Town?

Yeah, long time ago though.

Switzerland the best yet.

katemulberrybush · 13/05/2023 20:38

Nothing has captured my interest yet

So many rubbish songs

minou123 · 13/05/2023 20:38

Why was he lying down in a big vagina?

WeAreTheHeroes · 13/05/2023 20:38

I like this

ApolloandDaphne · 13/05/2023 20:38

JediIsMyMaster · 13/05/2023 20:38

WTF is this???

Was just thinking the same.

HeathenPlayingHouse · 13/05/2023 20:39

This guy is the love child of Robert Smith and Timothee Chalamet.

dropthevipers · 13/05/2023 20:39

next....

the80sweregreat · 13/05/2023 20:39

This is just boring
Sorry Serbia

Ellmau · 13/05/2023 20:39

This one is dreadful.

ShakeYourFeathers · 13/05/2023 20:39

This awful from Serbia

the80sweregreat · 13/05/2023 20:39

HeathenPlayingHouse · 13/05/2023 20:39

This guy is the love child of Robert Smith and Timothee Chalamet.

Yes! He really is

colouringindoors · 13/05/2023 20:39

i don't get it

Auntieobem · 13/05/2023 20:39

It's awful

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