Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Grand Final

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BBC 1 8pm Saturday 13th May

1 Austria
2 Portugal
3 Switzerland
4 Poland
5 Serbia
6 France
7 Cyprus
8 Spain
9 Sweden (bookies fav) - time to raise your glass for Terry
10 Albania
11 Italy
12 Estonia
13 Finland (2nd fav)

14 Czechia
15 Australia
16 Belgium
17 Armenia
18 Moldova
19 Ukraine
20 Norway
21 Germany
22 Lithuania
23 Israel
24 Slovenia
25 Croatia
26 UK

Join us for Harry Styles Wannabes, Scary Nails, an Ewok, Boy George, Heavy Metal, Nukes, Men in Vest Tops, the usual Bond Theme, Stupid Impractical Dresses, Ridiculously High Heels and Platform Shoes, Emily Thornberry MP, Lots of Dancing and Mae Muller trying not to hit bum notes again (no pressure Mae)

Your 2023 drinking game cues:
Men in shorts
Artist lies down on stage
Performer dressed in pink
Traditional Instruments
Removal/Change of clothes on stage
The Beatles are mentioned
Alisha raps
Euphoria is mentioned
Abba is mentioned
Måns is wheeled out
The War is mentioned
Presenter Hannah speaks French
Man in suit without shirt (applies to first appearance on screen only)
Obviously fake overwhitened teeth (again only applies to first appearance on screen)

Poo squats !

Even the Romanian dude that went out in the semis was better than this !

Enough of this shite. Time for a drink.

Have they turned his mic down to hide the out of tune singing?

This is depressing, off for more wine I have drank too much already

Checking in...

Is Serbia like, ok...?

I'm getting Rupert Everett.

yes! lots of TC vibes!

This is shockingly bad.

This could be a banging choon with the right remix.

Really if he wanted to do a bit of electro goth, he should have some eye make up on, his face is too sweet!

Serbia 1000% behind the staging, song kind of ok.

My god, why did I not make sure there was booze in the house? 😂

The shirt is making him look a bit John William Polidori. He should duet with the Poe Poe Poe ladies.

Young Hugh Grant doing a Depeche Mode gothy song!

Yes!

I really like this one.

It's what would have been if tim Burton had decided to be a pop star instead of a director lol

🤣

Go up the off license ., quick !

I agree.

Serbia - man sat on a giant labia. I refilled my wine glass and looked back up and there were people in gas masks having convulsions. Maybe I’ll put the wine back down.

I was thinking more of Colin Firth as Mr Darcy meets Twilight

"My Lovely Horse" ?