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Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Grand Final

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RedToothBrush · 12/05/2023 07:43

BBC 1 8pm Saturday 13th May

1 Austria
2 Portugal
3 Switzerland
4 Poland
5 Serbia
6 France
7 Cyprus
8 Spain
9 Sweden (bookies fav) - time to raise your glass for Terry
10 Albania
11 Italy
12 Estonia
13 Finland (2nd fav)

14 Czechia
15 Australia
16 Belgium
17 Armenia
18 Moldova
19 Ukraine
20 Norway
21 Germany
22 Lithuania
23 Israel
24 Slovenia
25 Croatia
26 UK

Join us for Harry Styles Wannabes, Scary Nails, an Ewok, Boy George, Heavy Metal, Nukes, Men in Vest Tops, the usual Bond Theme, Stupid Impractical Dresses, Ridiculously High Heels and Platform Shoes, Emily Thornberry MP, Lots of Dancing and Mae Muller trying not to hit bum notes again (no pressure Mae)

Your 2023 drinking game cues:
Men in shorts
Artist lies down on stage
Performer dressed in pink
Traditional Instruments
Removal/Change of clothes on stage
The Beatles are mentioned
Alisha raps
Euphoria is mentioned
Abba is mentioned
Måns is wheeled out
The War is mentioned
Presenter Hannah speaks French
Man in suit without shirt (applies to first appearance on screen only)
Obviously fake overwhitened teeth (again only applies to first appearance on screen)

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Devilledchicken · 13/05/2023 20:35

Poland...flat..

Lionoso · 13/05/2023 20:35

Yeah Poland worst one so far.

minou123 · 13/05/2023 20:35

YouWonJayne · 13/05/2023 20:32

I’m a Eurovision virgin - when can we vote??

H you sweet sumner child, You have a long long long long wait.

As a virgin, have you prepared?

  • taken a nap today?
  • don't start drinking yet. Wait for song 9
  • Read the rules of voting system? (Not that any of us understand ir)
OneFrenchEgg · 13/05/2023 20:35

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 13/05/2023 20:35

Remember the Polish milk maids suggestively 'working'with the wooden broom handle things a few years ago..?

Dh just reminded me! That was quite special

WeAreTheHeroes · 13/05/2023 20:36

Raahh · 13/05/2023 20:34

Salvador Sobral. He was one of my favourite winners.

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I hated that.

Binglebong · 13/05/2023 20:36

Clearly if you are polish you have long legs but not much meat on your bones.

ClaudiaAndTheCauldron · 13/05/2023 20:36

Anyone else getting Daphne from Scooby Doo vibes from the singers outfit? 👗

Piggywaspushed · 13/05/2023 20:36

I thought Polish Beyonce was an instruction for a minute.

colouringindoors · 13/05/2023 20:36

I'm with graham

ShakeYourFeathers · 13/05/2023 20:36

Piggywaspushed · 13/05/2023 20:36

I thought Polish Beyonce was an instruction for a minute.

🤣

Redcrayons · 13/05/2023 20:36

Poland a bit meh.

pussycatinfluffyslippers · 13/05/2023 20:36

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 13/05/2023 20:35

Remember the Polish milk maids suggestively 'working'with the wooden broom handle things a few years ago..?

DH does.🤦‍♀️

The UK gave them 12 points...

JustRingJoeDuffy · 13/05/2023 20:36

Polands staging is better than the song. Do they come up with it themselves, does anyone know.

ilovesooty · 13/05/2023 20:36

I've had this song as an ear worm since the semis, Graham.

90stalgia · 13/05/2023 20:36

Fwoaaah to Serbian fencing dude!

WeAreTheHeroes · 13/05/2023 20:37

Drink!

AngeloMysterioso · 13/05/2023 20:37

Artist lies down on stage

DRINK!!

Mumtofourandnomore · 13/05/2023 20:37

ilovesooty · 13/05/2023 20:36

I've had this song as an ear worm since the semis, Graham.

Yes me too 😬

SheldonsOneWordEurovisionesque · 13/05/2023 20:37

Dramallama 🇷🇸

AutumnCrow · 13/05/2023 20:37

Was he supposed to start in that key?

Piggywaspushed · 13/05/2023 20:37

DH is making inappropriate noises at Polish lass.

Raahh · 13/05/2023 20:37

Serbian's is not as good as last year's imo, and the hand washing woman.

LYING DOWN!

Ionacat · 13/05/2023 20:37

Well this is freaky.

Mochudubh · 13/05/2023 20:37

Serbian guy looks like Suranne Jones in Gentleman Jack.

greenacrylicpaint · 13/05/2023 20:38

gosh so out of tune

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