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Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Grand Final

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RedToothBrush · 12/05/2023 07:43

BBC 1 8pm Saturday 13th May

1 Austria
2 Portugal
3 Switzerland
4 Poland
5 Serbia
6 France
7 Cyprus
8 Spain
9 Sweden (bookies fav) - time to raise your glass for Terry
10 Albania
11 Italy
12 Estonia
13 Finland (2nd fav)

14 Czechia
15 Australia
16 Belgium
17 Armenia
18 Moldova
19 Ukraine
20 Norway
21 Germany
22 Lithuania
23 Israel
24 Slovenia
25 Croatia
26 UK

Join us for Harry Styles Wannabes, Scary Nails, an Ewok, Boy George, Heavy Metal, Nukes, Men in Vest Tops, the usual Bond Theme, Stupid Impractical Dresses, Ridiculously High Heels and Platform Shoes, Emily Thornberry MP, Lots of Dancing and Mae Muller trying not to hit bum notes again (no pressure Mae)

Your 2023 drinking game cues:
Men in shorts
Artist lies down on stage
Performer dressed in pink
Traditional Instruments
Removal/Change of clothes on stage
The Beatles are mentioned
Alisha raps
Euphoria is mentioned
Abba is mentioned
MÃ¥ns is wheeled out
The War is mentioned
Presenter Hannah speaks French
Man in suit without shirt (applies to first appearance on screen only)
Obviously fake overwhitened teeth (again only applies to first appearance on screen)

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miniaturepixieonacid · 13/05/2023 20:32

At least the Swiss guy can sing. I like it.

WeAreTheHeroes · 13/05/2023 20:33

YouWonJayne · 13/05/2023 20:32

I’m a Eurovision virgin - when can we vote??

After everyone has sung

EsmaCannonball · 13/05/2023 20:33

This is the forty-something Real Housewife of Krakow who claims to be 23.

JaneJeffer · 13/05/2023 20:33

Oh Christ it's Poland. Might open a bottle

onedeadyukka · 13/05/2023 20:33

Ace of Base vibes on this one

SheldonsOneWordEurovisionesque · 13/05/2023 20:33

solo-ng 🇵🇱

ShakeYourFeathers · 13/05/2023 20:34

The dancers are rather distracting

And this is soooo Eurovision

Raahh · 13/05/2023 20:34

Staticgirl · 13/05/2023 20:32

That Portugese lad who had a heart transplant won with quite a sweet ballad a few years ago...

Salvador Sobral. He was one of my favourite winners.

Comefromaway · 13/05/2023 20:34

So this is the one whose selection was fixed

90stalgia · 13/05/2023 20:34

Poland graphics borrowed from the first ever episode of Good Morning Britain.

GrandTheftWalrus · 13/05/2023 20:34

I'm behind already lol

HeathenPlayingHouse · 13/05/2023 20:34

The dancers need to stop!

SizzlestheSausageDog · 13/05/2023 20:34

Beach banger of choice!

greenacrylicpaint · 13/05/2023 20:34

very cute!

AngeloMysterioso · 13/05/2023 20:34

I know this is gonna stuck in my head.

down diggy down down down…

boatyardblues · 13/05/2023 20:34

Poland zzzzzzzz

I liked the Swiss guy’s shiny trousers. They were mesmerising.

I8toys · 13/05/2023 20:34

Boring

TokyoSushi · 13/05/2023 20:34

Late check in, I have gin & popcorn and am here for the evening!

dropthevipers · 13/05/2023 20:34

JaneJeffer · 13/05/2023 20:33

Oh Christ it's Poland. Might open a bottle

this is very upbeat for Poland-they can usually be relied on to come up with a slash your wrists dirge.

LouisCatorze · 13/05/2023 20:34

The Polish one sounds like Euro pop.

colouringindoors · 13/05/2023 20:35

yawn

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 13/05/2023 20:35

Remember the Polish milk maids suggestively 'working'with the wooden broom handle things a few years ago..?

OneFrenchEgg · 13/05/2023 20:35

They look like ice skaters now

Appalonia · 13/05/2023 20:35

Polish Beyonce!

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