Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Grand Final

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BBC 1 8pm Saturday 13th May

1 Austria
2 Portugal
3 Switzerland
4 Poland
5 Serbia
6 France
7 Cyprus
8 Spain
9 Sweden (bookies fav) - time to raise your glass for Terry
10 Albania
11 Italy
12 Estonia
13 Finland (2nd fav)

14 Czechia
15 Australia
16 Belgium
17 Armenia
18 Moldova
19 Ukraine
20 Norway
21 Germany
22 Lithuania
23 Israel
24 Slovenia
25 Croatia
26 UK

Join us for Harry Styles Wannabes, Scary Nails, an Ewok, Boy George, Heavy Metal, Nukes, Men in Vest Tops, the usual Bond Theme, Stupid Impractical Dresses, Ridiculously High Heels and Platform Shoes, Emily Thornberry MP, Lots of Dancing and Mae Muller trying not to hit bum notes again (no pressure Mae)

Your 2023 drinking game cues:
Men in shorts
Artist lies down on stage
Performer dressed in pink
Traditional Instruments
Removal/Change of clothes on stage
The Beatles are mentioned
Alisha raps
Euphoria is mentioned
Abba is mentioned
Måns is wheeled out
The War is mentioned
Presenter Hannah speaks French
Man in suit without shirt (applies to first appearance on screen only)
Obviously fake overwhitened teeth (again only applies to first appearance on screen)

It's ok Switzerland, you don't have to be a soldier unless you fancy the French foreign legion.

Loads of times

It's a bit Imagine Dragonish

He has a nice voice. The song is dirge though.

He can ring my bells any time .

Joining you now as a man in a binbag sings his heart out

Yes - ballads have won, e.g. Ne partir pas sans moi for Switzerland. Classic power ballad.

Love his voice

egg and chips twice.

Or one of the Swiss Guards

Quite like this but doubt I'll vote for jr

In my humble opinion, bollards either need to be really powerful or humble/sweet quiet.

This middle of the road doesn't really cut it anymore. We will have forgetten it by the end

Johnny Logan’s birthday today.

Hurrah for mumsnet... am watching on my own.

Switzerland lyrics pretty apt given Ukraine war... but songwise I'm not convinced. Quite liked the bonkers Austria one so far!

I absolutely loathe Eurovision (DH always puts it on), but that Swiss kid was amazing. Song was a bit rubbish, but the singing was gorgeous.

Fair enough, I've only watched a handful of times before but it was always an upbeat one winning

Every young man has to do time in the military so actually he does have to be a soldier 😆

I think on the previous threads we established that as he's from Switzerland he would, at best, have to join a tiny inland navy, a militia or use his Swiss army knife to open champagne bottles and clean the hooves of donkeys.

Happy Birthday Johnny you legend

Love Switzerland.

Other 2 were a bit naff

That Portugese lad who had a heart transplant won with quite a sweet ballad a few years ago...

I can't the ones with strobing at all, sets off migraines. 😓

Do they play with real blood much @JediIsMyMaster ?

I’m a Eurovision virgin - when can we vote??

Not the most exciting but I'm in Switzerland so Hopp Suisse! 🇨🇭