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Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Grand Final

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RedToothBrush · 12/05/2023 07:43

BBC 1 8pm Saturday 13th May

1 Austria
2 Portugal
3 Switzerland
4 Poland
5 Serbia
6 France
7 Cyprus
8 Spain
9 Sweden (bookies fav) - time to raise your glass for Terry
10 Albania
11 Italy
12 Estonia
13 Finland (2nd fav)

14 Czechia
15 Australia
16 Belgium
17 Armenia
18 Moldova
19 Ukraine
20 Norway
21 Germany
22 Lithuania
23 Israel
24 Slovenia
25 Croatia
26 UK

Join us for Harry Styles Wannabes, Scary Nails, an Ewok, Boy George, Heavy Metal, Nukes, Men in Vest Tops, the usual Bond Theme, Stupid Impractical Dresses, Ridiculously High Heels and Platform Shoes, Emily Thornberry MP, Lots of Dancing and Mae Muller trying not to hit bum notes again (no pressure Mae)

Your 2023 drinking game cues:
Men in shorts
Artist lies down on stage
Performer dressed in pink
Traditional Instruments
Removal/Change of clothes on stage
The Beatles are mentioned
Alisha raps
Euphoria is mentioned
Abba is mentioned
MÃ¥ns is wheeled out
The War is mentioned
Presenter Hannah speaks French
Man in suit without shirt (applies to first appearance on screen only)
Obviously fake overwhitened teeth (again only applies to first appearance on screen)

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riotlady · 13/05/2023 20:28

Oh Switzerland is boring, I’m off to get my wine

Devilledchicken · 13/05/2023 20:28

Can I join you all....

Did not like Austria, Portugal great!

Taytocrisps · 13/05/2023 20:28

Bless 'im. He looks about 16.

Impressive opening number.

EsmaCannonball · 13/05/2023 20:29

The beginning is very Coldplay. That is not a compliment.

Devilledchicken · 13/05/2023 20:29

God I am off for wine too...

boatyardblues · 13/05/2023 20:29

Could Portugal be remixed for the dance floor? It was already pretty quick.

HeathenPlayingHouse · 13/05/2023 20:29

Sounds like Coldplay. Next!

Ionacat · 13/05/2023 20:29

This feels like a Lewis Capaldi rip off!

ShakeYourFeathers · 13/05/2023 20:29

Like the choreography of Switzerland

Paperlate · 13/05/2023 20:29

I don't like the ballards. Give me the mad Euro pop

CliffsofMohair · 13/05/2023 20:29

JaneJeffer · 13/05/2023 20:28

Anyone Irish remember Tops of The Town?

😂😂😂 Christ yes .

HeathenPlayingHouse · 13/05/2023 20:30

Has a ballad ever won?

Ginmuffin · 13/05/2023 20:30

Switzerland sounds like all the songs they play on Swiss radio rolled into one (I live there)

HeyDemonsItsYaGirl · 13/05/2023 20:30

Portugal's song is quite good but the singer's voice is really nasal and warbling.

SheldonsOneWordEurovisionesque · 13/05/2023 20:30

Waily 🇨🇭

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 13/05/2023 20:30

I like it

So there

AngeloMysterioso · 13/05/2023 20:30

Bit dull but he has a lovely voice. He sounds like if George Ezra and Cher had a baby.

JaneJeffer · 13/05/2023 20:30

HeathenPlayingHouse · 13/05/2023 20:30

Has a ballad ever won?

Er Johnny Logan ring any bells

I8toys · 13/05/2023 20:30

I like his voice.

Redcrayons · 13/05/2023 20:30

historically not a fan of the ballads. Nil points.

GrannieD · 13/05/2023 20:30

Toilet break

Piggywaspushed · 13/05/2023 20:30

HeathenPlayingHouse · 13/05/2023 20:30

Has a ballad ever won?

Millions of times. Every time Ireland ever won, par example.

Taytocrisps · 13/05/2023 20:30

Ok I'm bored with it now.

Ellmau · 13/05/2023 20:30

The song is a bit repetitive but he has quite a nice voice.

JediIsMyMaster · 13/05/2023 20:31

HeathenPlayingHouse · 13/05/2023 20:30

Has a ballad ever won?

Yes, but I don’t think very recently

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