Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Grand Final

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BBC 1 8pm Saturday 13th May

1 Austria
2 Portugal
3 Switzerland
4 Poland
5 Serbia
6 France
7 Cyprus
8 Spain
9 Sweden (bookies fav) - time to raise your glass for Terry
10 Albania
11 Italy
12 Estonia
13 Finland (2nd fav)

14 Czechia
15 Australia
16 Belgium
17 Armenia
18 Moldova
19 Ukraine
20 Norway
21 Germany
22 Lithuania
23 Israel
24 Slovenia
25 Croatia
26 UK

Join us for Harry Styles Wannabes, Scary Nails, an Ewok, Boy George, Heavy Metal, Nukes, Men in Vest Tops, the usual Bond Theme, Stupid Impractical Dresses, Ridiculously High Heels and Platform Shoes, Emily Thornberry MP, Lots of Dancing and Mae Muller trying not to hit bum notes again (no pressure Mae)

Your 2023 drinking game cues:
Men in shorts
Artist lies down on stage
Performer dressed in pink
Traditional Instruments
Removal/Change of clothes on stage
The Beatles are mentioned
Alisha raps
Euphoria is mentioned
Abba is mentioned
Måns is wheeled out
The War is mentioned
Presenter Hannah speaks French
Man in suit without shirt (applies to first appearance on screen only)
Obviously fake overwhitened teeth (again only applies to first appearance on screen)

Doing the radio commentary with Scott, I think.

Mimicantwin 🇵🇹

I quite liked Portugal because it was very traditionally naff camp Eurovision, instead of contrived, ironically camp Eurovision.

That first song was very weird.

I think him and Scott Mills are just doing the radio commentary?

Love the term Madonna Elmo

I know Eurovision is off to a good start when DH has left the room already!!!

This isn’t for me

The sound and staging are excellent.

Me too!
But I have awful dizziness so I thought it was just me 😆

I'm loving this one. Proper Eurovision

It's a bit drag act-ish.

Portugal - quite like this. Very Eurovision.

Big Bird’s Iberian cousin. 😁

Not keen on the Portuguese one first time around and even less keen this time. Quite liked 'Who the hell is Edgar?' - quite catchy.

@ShakeYourFeathers Thank you! I thought he was going to be on the telly with Graham. 😢I do like Mel, though..

I don’t think this is going to be the first song to win from second in the running order but it’s about 1000x better than Austria’s

Without wishing to be unkind, she makes me think of Jack Nicholson as The Joker

Portugal 🇵🇹 for the win, love it 😀

Portugal going on my Spotify, Austria not.

😺🤣

This was not my cup of tea.

I kinda liked that one

Apparently the no2 position act has never won. I don't think tonight will be an exception.

Anyone Irish remember Tops of The Town?