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Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Grand Final

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RedToothBrush · 12/05/2023 07:43

BBC 1 8pm Saturday 13th May

1 Austria
2 Portugal
3 Switzerland
4 Poland
5 Serbia
6 France
7 Cyprus
8 Spain
9 Sweden (bookies fav) - time to raise your glass for Terry
10 Albania
11 Italy
12 Estonia
13 Finland (2nd fav)

14 Czechia
15 Australia
16 Belgium
17 Armenia
18 Moldova
19 Ukraine
20 Norway
21 Germany
22 Lithuania
23 Israel
24 Slovenia
25 Croatia
26 UK

Join us for Harry Styles Wannabes, Scary Nails, an Ewok, Boy George, Heavy Metal, Nukes, Men in Vest Tops, the usual Bond Theme, Stupid Impractical Dresses, Ridiculously High Heels and Platform Shoes, Emily Thornberry MP, Lots of Dancing and Mae Muller trying not to hit bum notes again (no pressure Mae)

Your 2023 drinking game cues:
Men in shorts
Artist lies down on stage
Performer dressed in pink
Traditional Instruments
Removal/Change of clothes on stage
The Beatles are mentioned
Alisha raps
Euphoria is mentioned
Abba is mentioned
MÃ¥ns is wheeled out
The War is mentioned
Presenter Hannah speaks French
Man in suit without shirt (applies to first appearance on screen only)
Obviously fake overwhitened teeth (again only applies to first appearance on screen)

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LadyShimura · 13/05/2023 20:23

Oh, mad act right out the gate.

the80sweregreat · 13/05/2023 20:23

This song is nuts!

JediIsMyMaster · 13/05/2023 20:23

This is reminding me of that 2Unlimited song…

No no no no no no no

ShakeYourFeathers · 13/05/2023 20:23

Hi again Graham

minou123 · 13/05/2023 20:23

He's back. Graham we need you

katemulberrybush · 13/05/2023 20:23

What the actual eff was that?

KnottyKnitting · 13/05/2023 20:23

A song about Edgar Alan Poe - only in Eurovision...

Redcrayons · 13/05/2023 20:23

Austria - kind of alright.

AutumnCrow · 13/05/2023 20:23

I'm on my own tonight. I'm pleased. Otherwise I'd have DP's endless bloody questions about who everyone is, why are they doing that, what's happening now, are they the winners (twenty minutes in), why are Israel in it, why are Australia in it, why are India voting, why isn't Terry Wogan there, why is Sonia's head bigger than her body, why are they singing about an American?

Just. Fucking. Google. It.

boatyardblues · 13/05/2023 20:23

DH says the girl in the white trousers disappears (except torso) when the screen goes white.

This thread is fast!

Buttalapasta · 13/05/2023 20:23

I thought Hanbah was a surprisingly young looking Jerry Hall 😳

fuzzywindows · 13/05/2023 20:24

Thank goodness Graham is back commentating!

Comefromaway · 13/05/2023 20:24

Anyone who lingers too long on stage afterwards gets quickly ushered away by a stage hand

CampervanKween · 13/05/2023 20:24

Those outfits are massively unflattering

Ionacat · 13/05/2023 20:24

These drone shots are making me feel peculiar!

OublietteBravo · 13/05/2023 20:24

Vocals better than in the semi

pussycatinfluffyslippers · 13/05/2023 20:24

Cheers Piggy

boatyardblues · 13/05/2023 20:25

I like Mel’s asides.

CurlewKate · 13/05/2023 20:25

Where's Rylan?

Raahh · 13/05/2023 20:25

It's Madonna-Elmo- I liked this one Grin

Hohohogreenjennie · 13/05/2023 20:25

Graham sounded proper out of breath 🤣

HeathenPlayingHouse · 13/05/2023 20:25

Those neck movements are making me uncomfortable

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 13/05/2023 20:25

This is definitely bonkers enough for Eurovision

ShakeYourFeathers · 13/05/2023 20:25

CurlewKate · 13/05/2023 20:25

Where's Rylan?

On radio 2 with Scott mills

JaneJeffer · 13/05/2023 20:25

How did this get through? It's awful

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