MAFS OZ 5 - All aboard the Le Creuset Express for the final showdown

[Floofydawg]

Here ya go, I even spelt Le Creuset right

Alyssa is an emotional person.

Just in case anyone missed that.

An emotional person who HAS A CHILD

Gosh so glad for you MNers on here, otherwise some things (like Alyssa having a child and being emotional) would have gone right over my head. Duh.

Ultimately, they will all opt to continue at vow renewal. Don't they always, or have I remembered wrong?

My prediction for the couples who are still together:

Ollie & Tahnee

That's it! (I haven't googled, I just think the rest of them are doomed).

And a red nose sponsored by Kleenex .
she could give rudolf a run for his money

No, there’s been a couple of interesting non-vow renewals!

I think Alyssa is THE ONLY person ever who has had a child .

No one else can possibly understand.

(Duncan please tell her to piss off)

I would add Mel & Layton to that list.

I do think they can make it through. I’ve got a feeling.

It’s tough, because things like Alyssa having a child haven’t been mentioned much…..

I'd actually move to oz to
Meet Duncan 😂

I’m telling you, Bronte’s sister looks like she’s ready to rip Harrison a new one 😂

I don’t know whether that scowl is her permanent look or not, but she does not look happy 😂

That’s what I said out loud! He didn’t know that he could only see Alyssa on Wednesdays and alternate weekends. She never said anything about that until now!

Is she dim or just nuts ?

I'm totally here for Bronte's sister tomorrow.

Is she dim or just nuts ?

Deranged

Utterly utterly deranged

When Duncan met her two "MUM" friends who also have CHILDREN he must have felt like it was a bizzarre Stephen king/Alfred Hitchcock movie 😂

look everyone
I HAVE A CHILD

(millions of us do love we tend to call
by their sodding names)

feeling stabby

There’s been a proliferation of red noses and ears this series
bizarre

Can you imagine if the rest of us felt the need to declare our parenting status on such a regular basis?

Why in earth did Alyssa take part knowing she could only see any man a few times a week? Absolutely fair enough if those are her circumstances but she should have recognized that she wasn’t in a place to be commited to someone. Did she even share this with the experts initially? What a waste of time for whoever she was paired with. Someone else lost out on a chance. Stupid woman.

we’d all have been told to fuck off and rightly so.
She’s very peculiar and utterly self absorbed
the way she doled out her diary of availability to a man who seems fairly normal and emotionally well adjusted was just awful. Those dreadful “mum mates” were an embarrassment too

how Duncan stayed there was beyond me. If I was him I’d have spat my cocktail out laughing and left

Cam’s poor friend wishing the ground would open up and swallow him. 😂
Now I can see how Alyssa ended up with the married man. She wants to compartmentalise with a man who makes no demands on her time.

I have a question...what does Cam actually do for a job?

What takes him to the arse-end of nowhere for up to a year? What is he doing???

It says carpenter when they name him on screen

I don’t think this is a spoiler. It is genuinely taken straight from Alyssa’s IG account.

Ah, it's just said he's a carpenter.

Making what though??!!! What can he be making in the back of beyond? That takes 6 months...

A massive fence?

Think he’s mentioned projects, so think it’s the building sort of carpentry rather than the furniture sort? But it still sounds like the kind of job he could do in many parts of Australia