MAFS OZ 5 - All aboard the Le Creuset Express for the final showdown

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Here ya go, I even spelt Le Creuset right

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Oh poor Duncan he’s had an epiphany about time/ patience. And Alyssa is giving nothing back. This is so uncomfortable - poor Duncan

In real life most of these couples wouldn't have got past the first date!

She's a horror. Completely closed off to anything he suggests, shits on everything he does. The man is an actual saint

Deflated Duncan :(

Brontë agrees with whichever man she’s speaking to.

Hello everyone!
Does Alyssa still have a child?! 😂

I think Ollie and Tahnee are my favourite couple.

If Duncan wants to come and do a photoshoot for me I have lots of kitchen equipment... 🌹

Duncan doughnuts needs to do his own calendar with a different photo every week.😍

He could pay with my mixer any day.

Play!!!!

Bronte is as bad as Harrison in trying to derail others' relationships. She's awful.

I wanted the homestays this week <sulks>

Duncan is crying. Bloody cow made him cry! Awwww I'll make it better...! 😂

Poor Duncan. Such a lovely guy.

I'm genuinely questioning the motives for this couple swap thing

Seems the producers just want more drama

They've paired people who hate each other , who are never ever going to give an honest perspective or who are just out to stir the pot

How can people who barely know each other play armchair psychologist on another person who they don't know - all they can give them s the opinion they've already formed which isn't necessarily right- it's just sowing doubts in the minds of the easily led and it's a bit shit .

She wants to take the little tidbits back to Harrison.

Just caught up. Ok, so we all hop on Le Creuset Express - brain Harrison, push Alyssa in the sea then 'comfort' Dunc, yes? 😁

That's the perfect plan .. are we forming an orderly Queue or is it a free for all to comfort Duncan 😜

Found you all! Thanks for the new thread! <waves ticket and swings pan in readiness for the trip to Oz>

Hmm, that all went as well as expected. There was a show that used to switch partners like that. I think it was called Seven Year Switch? Anyway, it did have a teeny bit of value and helped some toxic couples see their relationships were a disaster. But with MAFS, it feels like it just brought most of them to crisis points earlier.

I applaud Evelyn's ability to have three days with Dunc and get him posing half naked on a bed. We should drop off some thank-you flowers for her on our whistlestop tour. Duncan is a sexy baking saint.

Bronte is a female Harrison. She was deliberately niggling and gaslighting Leyton.

The lovely Ollie has made Lyndall realise that Cam is emotionally immature and emotionally unavailable.

It is an interesting idea about putting them all in a lodge together at the beginning and letting them spend a weekend deciding who they want up "marry" on the Sunday evening

The ixperts have already decided who should be with who but it would be interesting how they compare with the actual weekend results

😁😁😁😁

Fight to the death, surely?!

Dunc the hunk . What a stupid woman Alyssa is! She is awful. When she was saying about children and not knowing how it feels, it was almost as though she wanted him to say, let’s have a baby then!

It's hard to imagine that they made the couples spend 3 DAYS with other people just for 1 hour of footage??? Layton had the right idea, not getting involved in this manipulative shit.

I forgive the producers though because: Duncan 😍 we cant thank Evelyn enough, she saved the show 👏 👏

The only ones I can see lasting are Leyton and Mel and Ollie and Tahnee