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MAFS OZ 5 - All aboard the Le Creuset Express for the final showdown

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Floofydawg · 18/04/2023 20:44

Here ya go, I even spelt Le Creuset right

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sofamarathon · 25/04/2023 20:33

How on earth has any single woman/parent been able to forge a new relationship when they have A CHILD to consider?

It's impossible.

SUBisYodrethwhenLarping · 25/04/2023 20:36

What would have happened if she had been matched with Josh who has 2 children!!!!!!

Actually a man with more children than her!!!!!

SUBisYodrethwhenLarping · 25/04/2023 20:36

MelsMoneyTree · 25/04/2023 20:32

I'm ages behind.
I dislike Harrison enormously but I did laugh when he said not all kings wear crowns; some wear backwards baseball caps. 😄

Yes liked that too 😁😁😁😁😁

happinessischocolate · 25/04/2023 20:37

MelsMoneyTree · 25/04/2023 20:32

I'm ages behind.
I dislike Harrison enormously but I did laugh when he said not all kings wear crowns; some wear backwards baseball caps. 😄

Harrison cracks me up.

Like when he tries to stare down the experts and then realises he's going to have to reply soon.

It's like he's a 5 year old who tells big fibs and people don't usually listen to him and suddenly he has this power and people listen to his bullshit and doesn't know when to stop.

Chooba · 25/04/2023 20:38

I like that Duncan has initiated this chat when there's nowhere to run

sofamarathon · 25/04/2023 20:39

I don't think id enjoy fish kissing 😵‍💫

Floofydawg · 25/04/2023 20:39

Chooba · 25/04/2023 20:38

I like that Duncan has initiated this chat when there's nowhere to run

She could get in the sea with all the sharks. That'd be a good outcome. Dan might be down there somewhere doing his active stuff.

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sofamarathon · 25/04/2023 20:42

Know when to quit Lyndall

Chooba · 25/04/2023 20:43

😂

Alyssa saying "I think this is the healthiest relationship I've ever been in"...DP just piped up "well that says a lot"

sofamarathon · 25/04/2023 20:44

Alyssa cries for any non confrontational conversation

He's just trying to have a discussion and she flounces off and weeps

Who could handle that?

SUBisYodrethwhenLarping · 25/04/2023 20:47

Does cam have any siblings?

I get that it is hard for him to show or give affection if his parents never did to each other or to him

But watch some rom coms on TV or see his friends with their partners and see how regular people behave

Or even the other couples

happinessischocolate · 25/04/2023 20:49

Oh he's perfect isn't he 😂😂😍

murasaki · 25/04/2023 20:51

I want a go on Duncan's boat.

Read that as you will.

Sunbird24 · 25/04/2023 20:52

Two days every week and every other weekend sounds great to me… and I don’t even have a CHILD

FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge · 25/04/2023 20:54

murasaki · 25/04/2023 20:51

I want a go on Duncan's boat.

Read that as you will.

A big go or a little go?

happinessischocolate · 25/04/2023 20:55

She's trying to claim hes too logical like Layton and that why they butt heads 😂😂😂

browneyes77 · 25/04/2023 20:55

Duncan: “Why didn’t you bring this up before?”

Alyssa: “But why didn’t you bring it up?”

BECAUSE HE DIDN’T KNOW!!

He didn’t know you could only see him every now and again. Because he literally just found out.

How can he bring something up before it even happened and he was aware of it???

Is she on crack???

Villagetoraiseachild · 25/04/2023 20:56

All aboard Duncan's boat?

FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge · 25/04/2023 20:56

Thank you for opening up availability for the rest of us 🙏

I like Thursdays please

happinessischocolate · 25/04/2023 20:56

He's so over it.

He's just making her explain herself and why she's wasted his time

sofamarathon · 25/04/2023 20:56

I think id give my child up for adoption if i had Dunc

Just kidding 🤣

FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge · 25/04/2023 20:56

Sunbird24 · 25/04/2023 20:52

Two days every week and every other weekend sounds great to me… and I don’t even have a CHILD

Sorry that above post was for you 🤣

sofamarathon · 25/04/2023 20:57

Why's her head scalp so red?

It matches her nose

Floofydawg · 25/04/2023 20:57

Villagetoraiseachild · 25/04/2023 20:56

All aboard Duncan's boat?

I feel a new thread title coming on.

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Sunbird24 · 25/04/2023 20:58

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge im a caring sharing kind of person, would be selfish to keep him all to myself!

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