MAFS OZ 5 - All aboard the Le Creuset Express for the final showdown

[Floofydawg]

Here ya go, I even spelt Le Creuset right

She's obsessed with the fucking child.

Wow. Good genes Duncan’s family

Has Alyssa got a child per chance?

My child my child

the sister has it

Duncan and Alyssa live 18 mins apart

18 minutes!!!!!

If that cant work, what hope does everyone else have

His sister is stunning

Make it 1st April, would suit them both.

🤣🤣🤣

God this would be a cracking drinking game. A shot for every 'my child' .

Duncan's DMs must be over running

He can pick anyone

am I going mad?

how do you real life mams manage?

is it really this hard?

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge No. this is completely bizarre! 😂

I think I would be dead in an hour

Surely she can get a babysitter if she wants to go on a date? Reciprocal arrangement with one of her mum friends?

Alyssa is the child!

Alyssa should’ve been paired with Cam. Neither of them is prepared to step remotely out of their regular world to develop a relationship.

I have to leave urgently to pick up my CHILD right now

I'm now standing outside talking to the producers with no urgency to leave at all 😂

I’d end up with alcohol poisoning within 30 minutes

Lyndalls beautiful and and has such a lovely personality, she is worth so much more

She really is.

he is stunted.

So Alyssa just drops a bombshell to Duncan that she’s not committed to being in a full time marriage and can only do Wednesdays and every other weekend.
And says this in front of her friends whilst poor Duncan is taken by surprise, having had no idea previously that that was the situation.

Why the fuck did Alyssa even go into this ?

I know this isn't relevant but why aren't there any flies in NT?

We have been to Australia twice and there were loads of flies all of the time anywhere out of the city.

However there are not any in NT

They should do home stays much earlier in the process

I'm ages behind.
I dislike Harrison enormously but I did laugh when he said not all kings wear crowns; some wear backwards baseball caps. 😄