EASTENDERS 63 - no no no never spill and reveal spoilers !!!!!

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So a few plot lines resolved

Sadly poor Whitney and Zach lost their baby Peach 🥲🥲

Lily is now half way through preg and still no ss about 🙄🙄

Denise didn’t sleep with Ravi but her actions have made Amy drink 🙀🙀

Didn’t we have teenage drinking before

Stacey is revealing her own baps on just fans

Slaters still poor tho all work

Stacey burger van cleaning
Jean cleaning
Harvey taxi
Freddy fish shop
Eve on nish payroll

Reiss has a secret wife

suki and eve still sneaking about

Still no sign of mock so don’t know how Janine can sell her half to xxxx as hasn’t been been dead 7mths let alone 7yrs

Phil is still soooooo rich and giving money to one and all - wish I had his money tree

See

Oh , I had forgotten this !!
I guess I get the new head and old heads mixed up

And had Pauline -Cats Bum Face Fowler as a mother in law

I thought the look she gave the photo was that she could be how happy and vibrant Debbie and Reiss looked .

Will Reiss try to convince Sonia to look after Debbie at her house . I'm sure SuperSonia has done EndofLife Care .
And it's not as though The Panesaa Family Practice has any patients - last one was Zac for his pre-match blood test .

Sonia lock the downstairs back room (the one Dot and Jim had when he came home from hospital ) and cover up all the electric plug sockets .
Pauline looked after Ethel whn she was on palliative EOL care , with Dot popping in. I think Ethel refused a hospice .
Things work very differently in Eastenders Land ........

she could be how happy - she could see how happy

Yes what happened to Phil’s £30k that Alfie took/lost from the safe?? Did Kat convince him to just write it off.

She has a very nice big bedroom im pink and fairy lights

Tho m it's behind the kitchen /by bathroom

I R.E.M. when new head martin came on we didn't like him

Wanted old head back

But we love him
Now

What I don't get is why the flat above Cokers is sitting empty since Callum and Ben and Vi and Stuart and Rainie all moved out?!?

Why doesn't Jay move in there seeing as he still works for the undertakers? He could take Lola and Lexi with him and leave the other place for Billy, Honey, Will and Janet.

Sorted!

Alfie could move into the Cokers flat , with that godawful floral wallpaper and the horrible pink woodwork (which doesn't match any of the 47 colours in the wallpaper ) he could blend right in with his rather lairy shirts .
He'd look in the mirror and only see his litte face floating in a sea of hypercolour .

Though I have to admit , I did like his paisley patterned shirt he was wearing last week .

I'm not sure where they are going with this, since Linda got caught drink driving - twice - and had an accident the second time. Didn't she just get community service?

Can't remember what Kim's offenses were. I remember she was driving without a licence when she was with Vincent and kept getting parking tickets. She said she was fine because she had a 'professional' licence, but it was actually a provisional one.

I haven't seen episode with new landlady yet, but will find it hard to shake off the receptionist from Brittas Empire and the airhead lady from Ab Fab images.

I'm sure I remember Kim driving Vincents car and his going ballistic over it .

So possibly driving offences from that time period ie not Full driving Licence

Elaine broke The Vic's cardinal rule:

Never Shall Thy Hallway Crisps Be Moved.

Linda to Alfie about Elaine
' she knows how to run a pub '
Moving the crisps like that , I doubt it !

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Lola's memory failing and the distressed, hollow look from Jay. Oh, I hate this storyline.

Still think it's a shame Sharon and Linda won't be running The Vic together. Linda won't be getting the "just us together" time with her Mum for long, that's clear.

I very much like that Elaine's playing the long game with arsehole Nish, though.

She's very astute and am pretty sure she'll pick up on Eve & Suki's relationship quickly. Just hope she somehow then uses that knowledge to all their advantage, and works with them to get Nish put away/offed.

Liked the bar-side banter between Elaine and Rocky, Harvey and Mitch!

What did poor old Bobby Brazier do to hack off the wardrobe dept?!
If anyone wants to knock up a montage of his weekly costumes so far...

What is a naked burger

Lettuce burger lettuce

Or bap lettuce bap

Either way suddenly Freddie found lots of people wandering round the square all who wanted lettuce 😂

Which bf is mum bringing to the pub

I still don't get why Stacey is so poor and baliffs after Phil's magic money tree bailed her out for the loan

Yes Lola on the way out 🥲

Tho she needs to lose her hair and makeup and eye lashes

I thought Freddie worked in the chip shop ?
Why can he drop everything ( literally) to help Stacey ?

Eve is supposed to be a lawyer and she let the bailiffs in?? First and foremost do not let them in, they cannot force entry. Secondly I dont believe they can take anything which does not belong to the person whose debt it is and they walked off with anything they fancied.

Can I have a new guess for the EE Christmas Cluedo please? After last night I reckon Elaine bumps off nasty Nish in the vic with the glass flamingo

Agree with pp that Elaine will suss out Nishs abuse of Suki, possibly strike up a friendship with her, either genuinely or as part of her scheme to get back at Nish and then becomes genuine, and then ...... well I haven't got further than that yet!

Also are we supposed to be thinking that Elaine is talking to Mick on the phone and that he's not really, actually, dead dead?

Elaine isn't one of the Christmas six , but she might be outside and that's how Linda ends up with a split lip

I highly doubt it! I think she's got a bloke on the side.

I also think Elaine has a boyfriend and just too scared to tell L yet.

It's got to be someone we " know" for the duff duffs 😂
Ian ?

Ian would be funny ! Imagine Sharon's face

Its so upsetting watching Lola go through this

I dont much like Elaine, plus im still so confused as to why the bill shortfall seems to be down to Stacey?

Maybe the bills are in Stacey's name so everyone just assumes that she should worry about them ? The Slaters are not known for being very bright at times.