Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS - we don't know what's happening and we don't really care

[JaneJeffer]

because anyone we care about will get it in the neck

Yeah, surely they could have found a smaller baby! Ridiculous

Thanks for the explanation. I couldn't remember what the money was for either!

And I'd forgotten all about the Alex story! obviously what the writers wanted so they could churn it all up again layer.

The stolen telescope and Cain's reaction when confronted by Nicky, was so pathetic and childish! He'd even looked after Cain's kid for him. I used to like Cain but now think he's a twat!

I don't get why Caleb wants to steal his brother's child's inheritance anyway. If he gets Kim's money he'll have enough.

I can’t see Caleb getting one over on Kim. I suspect she might already be on to him.

Yes @Jitterybugs I can see him having to move in with the Dingles in the end

Weird Chloe never mentioned telling her dad about the baby

Is Caleb not well off anyway? He had a Bentley the other week

Where does Caleb live- and park his Bentley?

Well not so long ago he paid a top solicitor for Kyle but he's there to claim money from Kim. Nicky mentioned his mum being left with nothing or words to that effect. So why use the last of your money on getting Kyle out? Would it matter if the dingles weren't his friends, why so eager to have them on board? Why did he even have to tell them who he was? Cain was the only one to ever see him, decades ago, and he was in prison at the time anyway. He would have known no different if caleb let him take the fall as planned.
All this thinking made me hungry. I'm going to order a takeaway.

Probably wherever Al used to live i.e. nowhere

Yeah that's a point, where does he live? It's all so confusing

More holes than a colander

Oh god,just realised Al also appeared to live nowhere! Where does suzy live?

Suzy did live nowhere but she's recently moved in with Leyla.

Two peas in a pod!

Yay. Nanny Nicky the useless would be car thief has been caught.

Poor Chloe actually has to get up off her arse and do something.

Oh shite it's Kerry

Nicky has the most slappable face.
What a carry on over a bloody telescope

Oh Cain, put that little shit in his place.

Take that, Nicky.

Kerry must be due back soon. Perhaps her and Vanessa will turn up together.

Nicky's mask is slipping, can't keep that inane grinning up all of the time.

Oh not those two again 😢.
Nobody has missed them.

Just turned on. Only saw nicky take one to the stomach. Do I bother going to plus one later?
YANBU - You'll regret it if you don't
YABU - There's more entertainment in these comments than there was in the first 10 minutes

Oh no please don’t bring irritating Kerry back!!