Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS - we don't know what's happening and we don't really care

[JaneJeffer]

because anyone we care about will get it in the neck

Can't stand Kerry

Even more reason for them to come back 🤣

@CoffeeLover90 the second option

Me neither @Jojoanna !

Don't bother @CoffeeLover90 absolutely nothing has happened!

Oh yeah ask mother of the century Kerry for advice

Your cards marked now, Nanny Nicky.

Parenting advice from mother of the year Kerry 🤣🤣🤣

Who wrote this shite

So comical that Chloe is taking parenting advice from probably the two worst mothers of all time 🤣🤣

And Charity makes three @PrincessScarlett

The Home Farm Nanny! 🤣

So not catching up, no problem.
Could hardly hear kerry but sure she said she's gone for a while yet and invited chloe along. As much as I'd like to see that, how is she reaching the cruise ship though?

Ahhhh but we love Charity. At least she's got a reason for her shit parenting. Poor girl didn't stand a chance trying to raise Ryan or Debbie.

I'm sure Nicky said "feith" instead of thief 🤣

Yes I thought so too - it's very complex dialogue after all 🤣

I thought that too

Lol @ Nanny Nicky the hard man

I kinda feel sorry for Nicky. He obviously doesn't want to be doing any of this stuff.

I can't feel sorry for anyone with such an inane grin

Me neither

The boyfriend is back

Interesting sweatshirt

It is his boyfriend!!!!

No wonder he's not happy playing happy families with Gabby 🤣 I wonder if Caleb knows he's gay?