Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS - we don't know what's happening and we don't really care

[JaneJeffer]

because anyone we care about will get it in the neck

I'm sure I didn't imagine that. I thought he'd sent the money back. Maybe we'll find out if Noah mentions "Esther's money" again 🙃

I'm fairly sure that when Sam told him to return the money he said "I haven't got it" but maybe I misheard.

Omg they named the baby after my boy!! I had to cry!! Thought it was a great episode all in all. Even DH liked it ..only cos of the A team bits!

That baby is too big to be a newborn unless I've forgotten.

On Home & Away they have a baby that is clearly at least 4 months old playing a newborn, and she laughs and smiles, it's ridiculous

As far as I remember the baby was due in June so it's 2 months early. Definitely not a premature size.

Yeah I thought he is too big for a prem

Looks like a baby not like a spud so defo not a newborn - they always look like potatoes. Cant have just been mine!

I am far too invested in this possibly cos I am watching to ignore the shite going on in my own life but every time I feel sick for Charity.

They should have just used a doll. That so called premature baby is massive. Plus, if baby is 2 months early there's no way she would have been allowed home the next day.

Oh I can't believe they've turned Isaac into a thief!!

Oh bloody hell, I was wondering where the whole stolen telescope was going. Nicky is going to steal the car from the garage 🙄 he's a bloody idiot stealing from Uncle Cain 🤣

Have I missed something, why is nicky saying he'll get the money? What money?
Every bit of chloes story is ridiculous. But giving birth 2 months early, off home the next day and going off to Scotland before the birth can even be registered...
Mack literally screaming into a bloody pillow.
Why wouldn't cain just give it back? All kids pinch at times, he knows they're not completely innocent FGS

It was a heap of shite. I'm also wondering what's the money that Nicky needs to get for Caleb. I have no interest in Caleb, Nicky, the new guy who turned up last night so I zone out whenever they're on screen and I've no idea what they're doing.
What's happened with the Alex story? Do the writers forget that there was a van driver who got whacked over the head and his cargo stolen?
Honestly we should take over the scriptwriting as we couldn't do worse than this boloney.

Too many loose ends. What happened to the van driver? That's always annoyed me . Shoe horning stories in

It's just been dropped. The van driver, the bloody witness and proof that drugs were stolen, never mentioned. Drugs missing. Billy beside himself, wanting to come clean and it's all just left. They jump back and forth between the story lines, they'll come back to this later which means it lasts longer. Rather than having it all ongoing. The Kathy situation on and off. Marshall and laurels son (forgot name) on and off. So if you missed a couple of weeks of episodes it looks like it's still dragged out when it fact it hasn't even been mentioned in that time.
So many things in it are annoying me. Kerry 'I'm your mam by the way, OK bye! I'm off'
The salon, busy, not busy, really busy, no clients...
Calebs parentage, nickys lack of nanny skills yet scores the job...
Too many to mention

Oh so it's meant to be a premature baby? That's even worse! My 2nd was 4 days late but only 6lbs 15oz and was tiny!

And I'm not calling the baby it, just in the sense of the word.

Yeah, she was due around may/June. Mine was 7 days late, 7lbs 15 and about the sane baby we met tonight. Amelia was early wasn't she? And her baby was played by a doll and stayed in hospital. Don't forget chloes bump shrank too 🤣

My 1st was 8 days over and 7lbs 2oz. And again she was smaller than that baby lol. But maybe I just thought mine were small as the 1st time I held a newborn was my own.

My second was 9 days early and 5lbs 12oz

I'd been willing my 2nd out from about 38 weeks 🤣🤣

The money that Caleb needs....

Kim has gone to see some stud farm business (Dubai is it?). Caleb sent her off as part of his plan to fleece her. Kim phoned home to say there is some stud farm purchases to be made but told Caleb to purchase it and she'd pay him back. Caleb is a bit peeved as he doesn't have the funds which is why he's fleecing Kim. So Nicky will steal the car from the garage to get the funds for Caleb to pretend he's a bona fide business partner with money.

I actually think that Kim could have sussed Caleb's intentions which is why she wants him to pay for it all up front.

Nicky is just like Uncle Cain. You won't give the telescope back I'll steal the car you're fixing is exactly something Cain would have done when he was younger. And now we know why he's called Nicky.

I had to laugh at Amy giving baby advice. She couldn't tell her to leave him in the phone box because it blew away in the storm.

Apologies if this has been covered - I’m a few pages, and episodes, behind - but Nicky is now being credited under the surname Milligan. I presume he didn’t apply for his job under that name, but if he’s planning to marry Gabby for the money, surely he’ll have to get married under his real name for it to be valid? Isn’t Gabby going to notice when he uses his birth certificate or passport to prove his ID that it doesn’t say Nicky Nacky-Nooooo or whatever he’s pretending to be called?

Well this all makes total sense, so of course it will not happen
What's the point in marrying gabby to claim a share when caleb is fleecing the lot anyway? Seems unnecessary. And who is the strange man? Who was caleb talking to when he was discussing cains suspicion? Why get in with the dingles? All confusing