Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS - we don't know what's happening and we don't really care

[JaneJeffer]

because anyone we care about will get it in the neck

Just turned onto plus one to see charity and moira argue then roll in the hay. Do I bother watching on catch up or not? Anything important in first 10 minutes?

Did you watch the +1@CoffeeLover90? It was tragic that Chloe fell off a cliff wasn't it? 🥲

WHAT?!

Well, obviously it's a prank. Just gone through the thread and its not full of complete joy 😆

If only, well not until after baby Mac is born

I instantly forgot I had posted this. The only thing you missed is Mackenzie's cute baby photos.

Is there more to Charity's hatred of Moira than her supposedly being jealous because Charity is marrying her brother? Seems a bit OTT to me.
I used to really dislike Nicola but I think she's the preferable Blackstock sister now. Bernice is unbearably bossy hut everybody just seems to do as they're told. The life class in the cafe with an unlocked door and able to see through the windows was nonsense.
What next? Auntie Bernices's paps go viral 🙄

There's always been a bit of beef between them because of Cain mostly. I think Charity wasn't happy with the bond Noah had with Moira when she was in prison either.

Just catching up..late to the party as usual! Lol about the Chloe prank..that had me for a second and I'm up-to-date with episodes!
DH came in when the Charity & Moyra hay fight was happening and said "turn this shit off!" Say no more! 😂

What joys do we have in store this evening?

Yeah he has got good legs to be fair

Is Mackenzie a bit young to have liked The A Team?

Looks like it's Wedding AND Hospital Thursday tomorrow

I missed what happened there. Is Swirling taking the piss?

The A Team was 1983-7 and according to Emmerdale Wiki Mackenzie was born in 1983.

Well we've never actually found out how old he is. We know he's a lot younger than Charity and was a wee boy who remembers his 17/18 year old sister leaving home. The A Team link must put him in his early forties 🤷🏻‍♀️

I've missed the first 10 minutes. Again. Child delaying bed time.

So he is 40 years old then?! @JaneJeffer No mention whatsoever of turning 40 or a big birthday coming up 🤷🏻‍♀️

Just wait until they're in their 20's @CoffeeLover90 and think that while you're watching Emmerdale is a good time to discuss jalapeños

They confiscated my wig 🤣🤣🤣

Swirling is always lovely to Charity.

I missed a bit, why are charity and Mac in the police station?

What is Chloe living on? No job, drinking coffee across the road from her house.

@JaneJeffer Chloe is one of life's spongers. I bet Sarah bought the coffee.

Loving the disembodied voice

Oh dear god, that advice from the next cell was so contrived