Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS - we don't know what's happening and we don't really care

[JaneJeffer]

because anyone we care about will get it in the neck

Something to do with the van, couldn't hear thanks to DS

Oh fuck

Here we go, waters have broken.

Don't forget your bump Chloe

Matty

I'm not looking forward to this.

@familyissues12345 Moira managed to get a replica A Team van for Charity's wedding gift to Mackenzie. Turns out van was used in a robbery the day before.

Wonder if they'll use the same doll that played Esther

Chloe's labour scenes are going to Oscar worthy 🙄🤣

DS said Emmerdale has got so bad. Can't argue with that.

Yep. No emotion when waters broke. Mouth made a slight 0 shape

Is this someone's fever dream? I was half expecting the Benny Hill theme to play at the end.

I wish they did let her labour at home with Matty as midwife. It would be hilarious.

Just looked again. It's circa 1983 so they don't know either

Ok I'm of on my holibobs to see some famalam.......hashtag blessed 😁😁😁 I know you all love that it's so cutesy ........🤢

I'm not recording when I'm away so I'm expecting full updates on this thread 😉

Take care my emmerdalian friends 😁

Have a lovely time @Ellenanora7 and bring us back some sunshine ☀️

Have a lovely time @Ellenanora7, I'm sure there will be plenty of updates (probably more entertaining than the actual programme!)

Just catching up on last night's delights.

If I see Nicky's grinning face once more I will throw something at the telly. Mind you it looks like Gabby might be throwing a spanner in the works by wanting her wedding to be a special day.
What was all that shite coming from through the cell wall?
No great emotion from Chloe when her waters broke - but that's par for the course for her. A bomb could explode around her and she'd still have that dopey look on her face.
Midwife Matty 😁

I'm quite enjoying Nicky's split personality How long before he just explodes from all the fake smiling?

😆Amazing! I had some weird dreams last night involving Stewart Lee and a cat but no A team van, etc!

Agree the other prisoner shouting advice was dire..in fact the whole episode was!

He only on his flipping holidays!

We're in for a treat tonight - a wedding plus hospital Thursday.
I wonder if faux nurse Wendy will morph into faux midwife Wendy and just happen to be at 'otten General when Chloe is admitted.
And the big question - will Chloe summon up some energy for the giving birth scene?

This van story is just ridiculous.

See the girl at the hospital with moany, was she in the oxo cubes advert or whatever they were with the obnoxious family?

Gabby is starting to get suspicious