Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS - we don't know what's happening and we don't really care

[JaneJeffer]

because anyone we care about will get it in the neck

I foresee some sort of emergency medical drama with Chloe's baby which although it isn't due till June will miraculously make its entrance on Charity and Mackenzie's wedding day. Then it will need some medical intervention from a family member and Mack will have to come clean and all hell will break loose when Charity finds out,

Chloe might die in childbirth and Charity will think of all the wrong things she has done, forgive Mack and they raise the baby together and finally one happy ending in Emmerdale. I am lobbying for this.

Samson needs a swift one to the balls.

I'd rather she have the baby, survive, fail to bond (as she's incapable of emotions) so leaves the baby in the care of mack and charity. Charity forgives him when she sees how much he wants to be a dad and agrees to help raise the baby. Ten years later, chloe returns. She's skint again and looking for somewhere to stay. Charity breaks her nose and moira gives her a Glasgow welcome. She goes back to Scotland, where she knows no one, and they live happily ever after.
Also Debbie returns cos she don't want to be near chloe.

Oh and Alex believes it was naomi who knocked him over. His head injury means he has forgotten everything and genuinely believes it's her so she gets arrested. Charles is so depressed he goes back to London and ethan grows back some of that personality he had when first joining.
Vics lip shrinks and she leaves it.

I missed tonight's. What happened with amelias appointment?

She had a biopsy and is waiting on the results @GrandTheftWalrus

Thanks so much @JaneJeffer

If only 😅

OH came home from work as I was watching last night's episode and I told him what a heap of shite it was. He asked why I still continued watching. I really didn't have an answer.

Tbh the chat on here is probably what makes me carry on watching as it's certainly more entertaining than the shite on offer from the Emmerdale producers.

Haha I feel exactly the same. Can't say how many times I've said I'm going to stop watching, yet here I am. Switched off corrie though.

New writer?

Amelia was nasty there !

Heath

What goes around comes around

Are we going to have a hay fight?

Bingo

Makes a change from food I suppose

Needle in a haystack time

Think the last good storyline was marlons stroke.

Charity wondering how much more of this storyline she can take

Her hair went back to normal rather quickly!

FFS

I know I've banged on about having fewer gangster/drugs/mass murderer storylines before but if this is the alternative 😣

Auntie Bernice

It really is crap!

Aw Samson and Amelia cleared the air! Bernice has her baps out 🤣

This Charity/Moira stuff is so contrived