Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS - we don't know what's happening and we don't really care

[JaneJeffer]

because anyone we care about will get it in the neck

Noooo Paddy, Don't fall for the waterfall cardi again.

I missed the first 10 minutes. I'm already bored.

I wouldn't be comfortable with it either if I were Rhona. How old is Lucy supposed to be? She looks a bit old to have kids?

If only it was Marlon

Don't

Paddy! No!

Ooookay

Too late

Gus and Lucy were giving Rhona proper evils there. What's the betting they go ahead behind Rhona's back and forge the paperwork. Otherwise there really is no point to them turning up in the first place.

Or they steal baby Easter. I turned on just as they were gushing over her.

Not sure how I feel about Chas and Paddy. But I think Paddy will backtrack and leave Chas heartbroken.

Esther , sorry 😆

@PrincessScarlett I hope he does. I liked chas until the affair. Think she's done too much for him to forgive.

I thought the same

I don't think I'll bother watching until later. Not in the humour for an hour of shite.

'Mauling the help' 🤣 I love Kim

Where does Caleb live ?

In his car?

Nooo, Kim don't listen to him!

Gus needs to just piss off. Although if Rhona has yet another U-turn it will set things up for long lost child to appear in 5 years time 🙄

Actually feel quite sorry for Mandy.

Charity's hair is brilliant!! 🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣

In what fucking way is it possible to walk into a gp surgery, ask to be seen and just be invited in?

Nearly spat out my tea at Charity's hair! 😂😂