Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS - we don't know what's happening and we don't really care

[JaneJeffer]

because anyone we care about will get it in the neck

Shirley temple 🤣🤣

It's Hospital Thursday so everyone is at Hotten General and the surgery is empty

If gus was forging rhonas signatures to keep the embryos frozen, why not just forge to have one implemented? Or the answer simply - because that makes sense...

Hahahaha! Take that Chas!

Finally she realises that she has fucked everything up. Boo hoo Chas.

Why is Gus still hanging around in his car? He's behaving proper creepy.

He's going to kidnap Rhona. For artificial insemination purposes.
Or steal Esther.

This is exactly what my DH said he’s going to kidnap her and get her impregnated nothing would surprise me the latest storylines

Also, did Caleb tell Leyla that he has kids? As in plural? So not just Nicky? Makes me think his wife and other children will make an appearance at some point.

Why doesn't Rhona ask for the embryos to be destroyed?

Jesus Victoria is turning into Wendy

Rhona should contact the clinic and make her feelings clear. Otherwise Gus is going to continue forging her signature and use them.
But of course that would be the sensible thing to do and this is Emmerdale 🙄

Yep! It's not a good look.

Hasn't Rhona had a hysterectomy? Cos of ovarian cysts or something?

What exactly is Caleb's plan of getting Will to help him search for the claimant i.e. Caleb himself supposed to achieve? Is it so he can send him away too?

I don't know @JaneJeffer Either the plot is too convoluted for my brain or I've zoned out during it.

Something's got to be due to happen if Kim's been whisked off to 'Dubai' [YTV canteen; sausage butty with brown]

Since when did the news start telling us it's nearly time for Emmerdale?

Is it wrong that I love Charity's hair?

Fit to burst my arse

They must have had to get an extra skinny bump for Chloe.

Fuck off Wendy!

I like her hair too very 80s loved the line to Noah when he said he liked it “ I knew you would curly top”

They're not going to kill Amelia off and make Samson a single dad are they?

Fuck off Chloe

He's one to talk!

Samson is being a proper little fucker