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The Apprentice - Season 17 - Thread 3 - The FINAL Round! Ding Ding

169 replies

RicciardoPerez · 19/03/2023 12:06

See what I did there 🤪

So it's between Marnie and Rochelle!

Place your bets!

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newnamethanks · 23/03/2023 21:37

Blimey. One ad looks like illegal immigrants being set free and the fists logo looks like a right wing recruitment poster. The other is for hairdressing. This has been a very poor year.

ReneBumsWombats · 23/03/2023 21:37

MichaelAndEagle · 23/03/2023 21:35

Good job Victoria has good hair!

Do you think? Obviously she's beautiful, and I'm not trying to be bitchy, and it's certainly better than mine. But by hair modelling standards, I think it's a bit crispy.

ArticSaviour · 23/03/2023 21:38

Ooh, Grand Connaught Rooms! I've done meetings there a few times. Food isn't great though.

MichaelAndEagle · 23/03/2023 21:38

ReneBumsWombats · 23/03/2023 21:37

Do you think? Obviously she's beautiful, and I'm not trying to be bitchy, and it's certainly better than mine. But by hair modelling standards, I think it's a bit crispy.

I mean its not perfect but it looks good on the ad, swishing about!

TitsInAbsentia · 23/03/2023 21:38

ReneBumsWombats · 23/03/2023 21:30

"We cut all hair types, leaving you feeling confident."

Punchy!

DH just asked me if I'd be excited to get my hair done at Rochelles (he knows I hate having even a trim)....told him I'd rather volunteer as a punch bag at Marnies gritty gory gym...

WingingItSince1973 · 23/03/2023 21:40

Diegofrompennyburn · 23/03/2023 21:36

I don’t want a salon that cuts all hair types, I want a hairdresser that understand my hairstyle!

That's a really good point.

ReneBumsWombats · 23/03/2023 21:40

Simba should start a business as a master of ceremonies!

Jellykat · 23/03/2023 21:40

Decent spiel for Marnie i must say..

TitsInAbsentia · 23/03/2023 21:41

ReneBumsWombats · 23/03/2023 21:32

The fists look wrong. When I make a fist, that's not where my thumbs are. Do I have freaky hands?

No, well actually you may have freaky hands for all I know 😂 but for most we tuck our thumb inside our fingers but for a boxer that's a no no as you're almost guaranteed a broken thumb.

TitsInAbsentia · 23/03/2023 21:42

ReneBumsWombats · 23/03/2023 21:40

Simba should start a business as a master of ceremonies!

He hasn't been the best candidate all the way through but I do like him - think he's got a good future.

ReneBumsWombats · 23/03/2023 21:42

TitsInAbsentia · 23/03/2023 21:41

No, well actually you may have freaky hands for all I know 😂 but for most we tuck our thumb inside our fingers but for a boxer that's a no no as you're almost guaranteed a broken thumb.

My thumb is curled up on the side. It's not beneath my fingers.

the80sweregreat · 23/03/2023 21:43

Non aggressive boxing !!
Bit different.

HighInfidelity · 23/03/2023 21:44

My thumb is under my fingers like in the picture but I do admit having freaky hands so I might not be the best example.

mightymam · 23/03/2023 21:46

Out of the two? TeamMarni!

Jellykat · 23/03/2023 21:46

Lee Stafford looking well!

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 23/03/2023 21:46

Karren didn't look too impressed there

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 23/03/2023 21:47

Surely Marni will win

MuckyPlucky · 23/03/2023 21:47

She keeps saying her USP is catering for all hair types…. But her ad only features the ubiquitous long, straight, shiny Caucasian-type hair.

Am I missing something 🤷🏼‍♀️?

nuttynet · 23/03/2023 21:47

She didn't actually answer the questions

Did they edit parts out?

HamstersAreMyLife · 23/03/2023 21:48

I like them both but I am team marnie. I hate to comment on appearance again in this process but I think the lack of top under her jacket makes rochelle look really unprofessional which is a shame as I think she pitched well on the bits we saw. I would have liked to see more of the pitches.

HighInfidelity · 23/03/2023 21:48

MuckyPlucky · 23/03/2023 21:47

She keeps saying her USP is catering for all hair types…. But her ad only features the ubiquitous long, straight, shiny Caucasian-type hair.

Am I missing something 🤷🏼‍♀️?

To be fair, none of the candidates had any other hair type for her to put in the advert. I think Rochelle’s hair isn’t naturally straight and shiny though.

mightymam · 23/03/2023 21:48

MuckyPlucky · 23/03/2023 21:47

She keeps saying her USP is catering for all hair types…. But her ad only features the ubiquitous long, straight, shiny Caucasian-type hair.

Am I missing something 🤷🏼‍♀️?

I thought the same thing. I wonder what the black lady in the audience who was first nodding had to say about that.

MuckyPlucky · 23/03/2023 21:48

Marni! Marni! Marni!

You can tell Karen has liked her all along. And Alan doesn’t seem keen on going for a ten-a-penny hair salon (quelle surprise!)

ReneBumsWombats · 23/03/2023 21:48

MuckyPlucky · 23/03/2023 21:47

She keeps saying her USP is catering for all hair types…. But her ad only features the ubiquitous long, straight, shiny Caucasian-type hair.

Am I missing something 🤷🏼‍♀️?

Yeah. I was thinking perhaps she should have gone with her natural hair this time (she said it isn't naturally straight).

mightymam · 23/03/2023 21:49

HamstersAreMyLife · 23/03/2023 21:48

I like them both but I am team marnie. I hate to comment on appearance again in this process but I think the lack of top under her jacket makes rochelle look really unprofessional which is a shame as I think she pitched well on the bits we saw. I would have liked to see more of the pitches.

Also agree but I think she's stayed true to her style throughout the show. I thought she was missing her skirt when she turned up at Freemasons Hall.