Emmerdale -NO SPOILERS- No room at the inn because half the village has moved in

[JaneJeffer]

Excuse the title 🙈

WTF is Chas wearing tonight?

Moira is going to work it out!!

Yawn

Can't wait to see Naomi's face when she realises she's been played 🤣 we will be in for a treat with her acting skills 🤣🤣

Chloe really does bring the dreary element to Emmerdale doesn't she. Face like a wet weekend. I can't believe Sarah is still so matey with her after what she's done.

I'm on catch up? Why she back?! Her bump shrank! Chas is me, me, me. Fuck off chas.

I didn't mean the first question mark. I'm on catch up. That's a fact 😆

Even naomis laugh is shit.

Chloe and mac just made that so obvious.
And Alex almost getting caught so the best thing to do after that is to kiss the woman, by the road, in broad daylight. No bother.
So has he deliberately went for Ugly Coat to get to the surgery? He didn't need to go that far, not like she's got spare keys.
I'm close to giving up here. The paddy story is interesting, the caleb mystery seems to be on the back burner. I'm sorry but the rest is just depressing and shit.

Emmerdale these days is:
Monday - set up daft story of the week
Tuesday - bore everyone to death
Wednesday - begin daft story
Thursday - daft story ends with someone being hospitalised
Friday - everyone is relieved that there's no Emmerdale at the weekend

Repeat ad infinitum.

FUCK OFF WENDY LEAVE CATHY ALONE YOU KNOW NOTHING YOU NON NURSE

sorry for shouting the rest of them can fuck off too. I think I’m done

Wendy's voice reminds me of someone speaking while simultaneously trying to crimp one out.

Yes. Whinging Wendy.
There's honestly more characters that I hate, dislike or have no feelings for than the amount of characters I even enjoy. And that includes Charity- about to have her heart broken. Mac - about to break her heart. Paddy - depressed to fuck. Marlon - doing paddy's head in.
Too many on my not liking list are getting all the screen time.

Oh Jane, if you give up on Emmerdale then there is no hope left in the world 😭😱

Not only does he snog her in the exact same spot he’s already been caught in once - he also summarises the entire plot for her, as if someone else was watching and might not have caught on 🙄

I really liked the hat Chas was wearing any ideas where it's from ?!

@PrincessScarlett when Chloe and her slapped arse of a face got out of the taxi my spirits plummeted

To whoever makes these signs, I salute you

Brilliant @JaneJeffer ! We need to acquire these signs and get @FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge 's mini bus so we can set up a picket line outside The Woolpack

I accidentally saw a spoiler for this week's daft story. Meh

Yep am utterly bored of it all now . Chloe back is a low point her sour face ! Wendy I can’t stand , Naomi too and Leyla hope she goes to Tenerife and never returns her and her shiny filled face.

I don't think Moira has figured it out. I think she believes Mackenzie is grieving for his and Charity's baby and will therefore ramp his guilt up to the max

Brilliant summary @JaneJeffer and yet we still tune in and watch this shite. Still, my life would be much duller if I didn't get my entertainment on here!

My heart also sank when dreary Chloe got out of the taxi, then got my hopes up when she said she was going back to Scotland - we obviously don't have any midwives here as she had to make a flying visit to see hers. She must be the only person whose bump has actually shrunk.

I am so glad that Naomi is being played by Alex. I wonder who she's going to blame see as it's always somebody else's fault - if we can understand her mumbling that is.

Not sure whether Moira suspects re Chloe's pregnancy, but those lingering camera shots at her looking curious while Mac and C [Mac and C ha ha!] were talking certainly seem to indicate that she'll be the catalyst for Charity finding out.

If Layla goes out of it, DF will def give up watching. He only watches it for her. He says it's still better than Corrie.