Emmerdale -NO SPOILERS- No room at the inn because half the village has moved in

[JaneJeffer]

Excuse the title 🙈

Hooklander Emmerdale are advertising for a story liner at the moment....

I was thinking pregnancy as Gabby vomited once. In soapland that can only be one of 2 things..pregnancy or a terminal illness.

45 minutes to go and I honestly don't know if I'm going to bother tonight.
Feel like any character who has had a rough past just isn't allowed a shred of happiness. It always seems to be the viewers favourites that get it in the neck (probably because they can actually act) The rest of it is just boring.

I've had a quick look ahead at the delights in store for us next week. More unbelievable shite.

I'm not watching it. I cba with all the Billy and Dawn angst tonight.

I've caved. I thought it was charles that was thrown against the bonnet in the struggle? He has an alibi. He spoke to the police and the rest of the family came home as the police left.

Oh fgs you're telling me no one eon emmerdale has a ring doorbell?

IS SHE FUCKING STUPID?!

Yes! She is stupid !!

Hang on didn't Alex hijack the drugs van? Where's the driver ?

I'm totally confused as to when this all happened. The police are suggesting it was around lunchtime but I thought Billy was going for fish and chips at tea time.

Exactly - and whose silver car did Alex borrow? He did talk to somebody on the phone about it but it wasn't revealed who it was. Tbh last night's carry on was so complicated that I lost the will to live.

Yet another 180 by the writers on someone's character. Old Naomi would have been raging at being duped and thrown a massive strop. In the odious fleece.

Yes so many holes in this storylines ,, don't care about Charles

@JaneJeffer thread nearly full Mrs Woman

New thread www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/4775381-emmerdale-no-spoilers-we-dont-know-whats-happening-and-we-dont-really-care

I'm waiting for +1 because Sky is playing fuck again

I will ramble on here as I'm watching to fill the thread.

Will

In a hit and run way

Billy makes a dressing gown of doom look hot

That is one hell of a fruit bowl in Home Farm

How long before Amelia is embezzling the beauty salon takings?

Oh no they're in lurrve

Due to the lack of evidence we're arresting you. Great job Hotten Constabulary 👍

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