Emmerdale -NO SPOILERS- No room at the inn because half the village has moved in

[JaneJeffer]

Excuse the title 🙈

I'll knock the shed door down myself if he doesn't just leave or kill them all.

I thought the gig was really hard to get tickets for

Yes Callum, just kill the lot of them 🤣

Old Buddy

His mum AGAIN!

Biddy FFS

Yes you'll have to hurry Wendy cos yesterday all the tickets had sold out.
Oops heres callums mummy

🤣😂

Going to shoot himself

Is callum's mum in the helicopter

That ended very abruptly!

Bottled it.
I'm very thankful it's over Jakey, cheers son.

Oh I'm gutted for Callum. Imagine being brought down by those 3 muppets.

Oh I'm disappointed. I wanted them to parachute Callum's mum onto the shed roof.

Well. I suppose it was out of the question to take him out before 9pm.

I wonder if I watch on the plus one it’ll have a happier ending…

"We've spoken to your mum" has to be the most hilarious thing a cop has ever said on Emmerdale 😂 they didn't even say that to Kyle!

Why have they let somebody from school on work experience write this episode ?

I dunno @FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge, we had to put up with a lot of pre watershed bloody killings when she who shall not be named was on the loose.

I've got an idea. Let's all watch on plus one, then every time callums mum is mentioned take a shot.
Last one not dead is the winner.

To be honest if my mum was outside I’d want shooting because she’d be that affronted I’d die a thousand deaths by her chelping at me

Excellent idea!! 🤣

I'm off it for Lent but it's Paddy's Day tomorrow so I might give it a go 😅

I’d forgotten about her

(blanked her out)

I liked Paddy's chat with Chas. Telling her he was moving out and starting divorce proceedings is the most sensible thing for Paddy and will have the most impact on Chas as he's not folding and declaring his love for her.

How in the name of jaysis would punters know a damn thing about their dealers mothers ffs? Its a 20 second 'heres your drugs wheres my money' situ and gone. They are not friends. What a wank of an episode.

@JaneJeffer I gave up sobriety for lent.