Emmerdale -NO SPOILERS- No room at the inn because half the village has moved in

[JaneJeffer]

Excuse the title 🙈

It's fine, I'm fine, he's fine

Ey up

FFS as if Layla would meet up with Callum on her own. I stupidly thought she would show the messages to the police to prove his involvement but hey this is Emmerdale 🙄.
Also when there's always somebody eavesdropping or peeping out behind a wall, did he manage to get her into the car boot in broad daylight?

The most hilarious kidnapping on Emmerdale ever. Robert ended up giving him money and a sandwich

Nobody told Leyla to beware the ides of March

Although Aaron kidnapping Lucky was funny too but a bit disastrous in the end.

I think Marshall is not the chatty type Laurel

Suzy made a quick recovery.

What is Callum hoping to achieve here?

Who's shed is Leyla in?

Looks like it belongs to The Hop

This story is so fucking stupid I can't bring myself to give a shit

She's got the communal plaster on her forehead tbf

I cba with all this leyla stuff,

Wait until the severe PMT hits again. Marshall won't be able to say he's gay fast enough.

Yeah I thought that about Suzy, didn't think she'd be out of hospital that quickly. They make such quick recoveries in soap!
Can't stand Naomi

Please Alex- move to Sandbach and take Naomi and her jacket with you 🤞

Mum's gonna whoop your arse Callum

I would whoop his arse if I got hold of him too....

Sam usually finds these kidnap victims

Certainly would not even considering whopping any part of him.

I wished I'd never bothered.

I really couldn't care less about Layla any more. She's had more chances than hot dinners and the story's wearing a big thin now.
Looks like Charles set up the job to get rid of Alex so he goes up in my estimations.

@RaraRachael I agree about Layla. Just one more character who has become a bore. How long was she tied up in that shed? All night? They could have at least made it more interesting and she'd wet herself 😐 I can't last 5 hours without a wee never mind 12 hours so the reality would be she was sitting in pissy pants.

Charles yes he's become a devious vicar. I doubt his plan will end well though.

I spent my time worrying about Callum's mum and wondering whether she's housebound and he's her carer and what she will do if he gets offed or sent to prison. I decided to think of her more as Tommy Lee Royce's mother instead for my own peace of mind.