Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Extremists have got inside Max’s head; Fiz and Tyrone have troubles in bed; one whack with a hole punch and BAM! - Teddy’s dead

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Tales of an average Northern working class street that’s home to three widows of serial killers, including one whose brother is also a serial killer.

Sarah is such an airhead, she really annoys me, along with most of the cast.
I started watching Coronation Street with my Granny many years ago and I can’t seem to stop, but it’s so unrealistic I might have to.

No way would Sarah bring a stranger to her room, especially a rough as a badger's arse stranger like Damon. She wouldn't even do it if she was single, let alone married to the gorgeous Adam. And she didn't even ask his name?
I really thought she was going to kiss him in the ginnel (no euphemism intended), I think they will be shagging before next week is out.

And yes no way would they waste the hotel room.

The dress on Amy ffs is she 12? No way would daisy have chosen it and no way would Amy wear it. Honestly ridiculous.

The Sarah and Damon thing was so stupid too. Nobody does that - goes to the local hotel and brings a total stranger to the room they have booked with their husband KNOWING he would follow her there. Absolutely stupid storyline and no bag with her?

If the kill the dog off I will be wiping my hands of the whole thing.

I thought it would be Leanne who went for Damon, they seem more suited.

Cerberus can't die of that tiny thing, can he? It was a bloody Eccles cake, not a massive brandy-soaked 3 tier wedding confection. I wouldn't feed any verboten foods to a dog now, but back in olden times when I was young and we knew no better, our much smaller dog was routinely given all kinds of crap he shouldn't have had, and probably snaffled a good deal more.
Perhaps they're trying to educate as well as 'entertain' us with that ghastly upcoming story.

I think Emily might have accidentally poisoned a dog with chocolate in the past.
The spoiler is everywhere. Reality is everywhere but i don't need an extra dose thanks corrie.
At least they remembered to organise Gail to look after Harry.

zanahoria · Today 11:27
I thought it would be Leanne who went for Damon, they seem more suited.

I agree. I was sure he’d have Leanne up the ginnel by now 🤭

Perhaps Evelyn and Roy will bond over caring for Cerberus, she seems to have a thing for Roy. Or perhaps they will have a massive feud over it, in Corrie it could go either way.

The Cerberus story line was on This Morning last week

Sarah seems to have a penchant for bad boys. Isn’t Harry’s father a drug dealer who was killed and buried under the garage/ room floor?
Also, she had Bethany at 13, so although she looks sweet she can certainly live on the wild side!

Why was Cerberus loose in the cafe sniffing around food prep areas anyway?

I know @FeltCarrot Roy would have never had allowed that
They are writing/changing the characters to fit round their story lines now, rather than vice versa

Yes I thought at the time it was mentioned, that Roy has previously insisted Cerberus stays outside, and he definitely dropped the eccles cake behind the counter.

FYI - a single eccles cake could indeed do serious or even lethal damage to a dog, particularly a small dog or an old dog, it depends entirely on how much tartaric acid there is in the raisins and that varies from one batch to the next. How physically well the dog is will also play a part in how they cope.

It would be a shame if cerberus died - he can act better than half the cast.

I think they are also underlining Roy's obsession with his phone. He wasn't paying attention when Peter was telling him how poorly Carla is. Also didn't pick up Eccles cake when he dropped it earlier.

Yes - and he was also Max’s father. So seeing how it worked out SO well for Sarah shagging her brother’s mortal enemy, she’s now planning to do exactly the same with her other brother…

So Max and Harry are brothers?

Yes, bizarrely!

Well you learn something new every day!

Half brothers ?

And they are cousins

Not quite: Max isn’t David’s son. He is the son of Kylie and Callum while Harry is the son of Sarah and Callum. So half brothers and step cousins.

But it is fine as I think the scriptwriters have forgotten Harry exists.

So does Shona's son - the bloke who killed Max's mum + count as his brother?