Strictly '22 #14 — Craig's broken his duck! Who's next for a 40?

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Carol Boardman is absolutely full of herself on ITT.. the other 2 guests didn't get a word in

Carol’s always like that on TV (she does bits on other shows too from time to time). She thinks she’s a big star. I find her really irritating. (Though Lulu is worse).

Didn't recognise Mark Owen at first. Blimey.

Lulu : she is so up her own backside!
She ruined the jubilee celebrations in june with her ramblings about herself (mostly )
Good singer , but as a guest , forget it

Mark Owen really can't sing can he - if he popped up as an X Factor contestant he'd get 4 no's for sure.

Mark Owen needs to get rid of that tache. He looks like the sort of 70's bloke you wouldn't want to let your teenage daughters anywhere near.

And no, he can't sing. He's adorable but singing is not his forte. Neither is having a tache.

I've just got to that bit on ITT 😂

I'm hoping little tasches aren't returning to fashion!

I read someone on MN say they thought Mark's wife Emma probably made him grow the tache as a punishment and so he didn't stray again. She was probably right.

@BonnesVacances

Carol Vorderman is so in love with herself and is the epitome of everything that is wrong with c list slebs

lookjng fwd to tonight

Carol Vorderman's face looked really huge next to the other two people she was sitting with - like it was massively blown up with filler. She looked very odd.

I'm not sure the fake tan helps either I had to tell my DH who she was. Shame she had a lovely face but that's the worst of getting sucked into having fillers it's very hard to go backwards.

I was annoyed by ITT's "expert" (hah) panel and am now worried about Hamza being undone by the Argentine tango.

Mark Owen needs to get rid of that tache. He looks like the sort of 70's bloke you wouldn't want to let your teenage daughters anywhere near.

Is he maybe doing Movember?

Have you seen the BBC Strictly Whisper game over on Insta? They're all very funny this week with the exception of Carlos and Helen. Carlos just does that Carlos thing while Helen reminds the camera that the compliment was about her.
Ellie, Johannes and Vito are hilarious, and Will is great too.

No, he was on something else with it last month…

Mark Owen was dreadful on Claudia's bbc radio show this morning, his brain seems very slow!

I've noted that Strictly moves to Friday next week due to the football. Not long to learn a routine! At least Kym will be fresh for the musicals week!

Shame Kym isnt on tonight..
Cant wait to see how my fav Billie Eilish song gets murdered by the Strictly singer!

what time is it on today please?

19:15 @Lentilweaver

Evening all

Halllooo

Nervous about Hamza doing an AT. He's too smiley and gentle. Can he do fierce?

And here we are! I'm worried about Hamza tonight. I love him but I'm not sure the Argentine tango is for him. I'm hoping he proves me wrong.

Snap@dementedma

Evening all. I think it will feel a bit flat and short down one contestant. Hope Kym is OK for next week.