IACGMOOH 7 - the thread with more orifices and appendages than a Bushtucker Trial

[JaneJeffer]

Carry on camp mates

It’s an absolutely beautiful house.

mh did apologise about the rice

we only see what the cameras want us to see in a short evneing programme filled with adverts.
no doubt they have the winner planned already!

but BG does have a beautiful house,
with that amazing kitcen with a huge, i think, opening to the garden.

does he have a partner?
is he happy?

He did all the cooking on the beach though and that seemed to go down well.

True. Maybe he’s one of those men who only barbecues and does nothing else?

yup,
i guess being an PM is a pretty full on job

anyone, i am sure he isnt the first to let the rice run dry!

i wonder how BG would manage, or MT?

How would any of us manage to cook weird stuff mostly on our own on a camp fire with no timers etc.

It's not the easiest of jobs is it? Aren't we due for another leader change now in camp and change of jobs?

Yes it is weird how some men only seem able to cook on a barbecue. Having said that cooking over an open fire in the open air is a bit barbecue isn't it.

I did think it was weird to pick him for 3 jobs and if he's a bad cook then MT and SC didn't choose well.

I've thought that, I've been chief cook and bottle washer for many years (DH is disabled) and I wouldn't want to be cooking the stuff they get over an open fire. Particularly hard when you know everyone is hungry and if you make a mistake it is serious.

I hate cooking rice - mine nearly always catches. I can watch it like a hawk, turn away for 10 seconds and it's burnt. How does that happen? I buy bags now.

I expect they are given instructions/guidelines on how long to cook it for etc. We just will never see it.

Hello!!!

I've only ever been there once and it was years ago, it was a bit grotty. Doubtless had a massive overhaul since and the surroundings are lovely but I'd far rather be out in the surroundings than in some spa place tbh!

I was gutted Scarlette left - I really liked her

Ah so that's what it was. I would not have had a clue!!

I'm not sure he could do that as he can't swim and it's quite a big water pool at the bottom of it!

Yeah, I think they might now be starting to get their heads round how valuable Charlene was in that respect!

'Willmafrockfit
MH dd apologise about the rice

Not really. When people are that hungry fry and he burns the rice because he can’t be bothered to pay attention, it’s not enough to make a feeble excuse. He doesn’t appear to have any domestic skills at all. Burns rice, can’t clean up after himself. Lies around sleeping. He either has a load of domestic staff or a miserable ex partner. I wonder if the wonderful Gina realises what a diamond he is domestically?'

This is the most MN post ever. From someone burning rice to LTB in a few easy steps

As camp leader though, why would you choose MH as cook, when you think he’s not up to it?

Surely you’d choose the best person for the job, in order to best benefit the whole camp?
Rather than use your power to ‘punish’ someone who you think is lazy/shit/whatever.

I just think it’s a bit ironic, considering MT was sitting bitching about the Conservative party to Shaun about their leadership voting to prove a point, and punishing/not thinking of the country.

But he’s done the SAME thing (albeit on a much smaller scale obviously). Set him up to fail, and make everyone lose out on food so him and Sue can sit bitching.

Absolute hypocrite

When people are that hungry fry and he burns the rice because he can’t be bothered to pay attention, it’s not enough to make a feeble excuse

Ugh I hate this attitude.

What do you expect him to do? Turn back time? Self flagellate? Sometimes an apology is all that can be done

MH is so boring. He was forced to do all the trials 1st week and then shoved down are throats with 90% air time. Take that away, hes dull.

forgetting the fact hes a conversative MP who makes mistakes,

We all make mistakes.

If you haven’t then get yourself on Britain’s Got Talent because that is one fucking amazing talent to have.

And it’ll be the easiest £250k or whatever it is that you’ll ever make.

But if you want to list all your mistakes then I’ve got a spare couple of hours today to judge you on them.

I’ll start.

Last night I made chips. Not potato ones. No par boiling required. Bessie’s finest. And two or three of them ‘caught’.

Shoot me now.