Am I the only one who finds Matt Hancock sexy?

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Anyone? and no I haven’t had a drink tonight.

I don’t know if it’s how he takes on all those tasks in his stride is the reason why I find him so sexy?

I remember during the pandemic after the cheating scandal I thought wow! He is sexy 😊

Op, do you smell gas? Maybe you need a carbon monoxide check? Have you bumped your head?

Wishing you a speedy recovery

I was in an M&S food hall this morning, and saw a newspaper front page with a close-up of Matt Hancock eating a camel penis.

I gagged, felt sick and left the shop without the food I came in for.

Fucking hell. He makes my vagina dry up and completely invert. Literally makes my skin crawl

He's such a dweeby wet lettuce of a man. A faceless middle manager among a million faceless middle managers. I'd be as likely to fancy him as I would Mr Bean.

But this seems to be a thread that pops up fairly frequently. Maybe his PR people see the collective romantic imaginings of MN as ripe ground for his rehabilitation. Vom.

www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4203238-To-fancy-Matt-Hancock

You must've stared into his eyes too long when he was chomping on sheeps minge last night. He's stolen your soul.

Yes, yes you are…

it’s all fake!

Just spat out my cornflakes 😂

I honestly laughed out loud at that comment!

😂

Yes.

And please put a trigger warning this thread, I’ve just been a bit sick in my mouth

This is Matt Hancock being pure beefcake.

www.wendymaisey.org.uk/post/wendy-meets-health-health-secretary-matt-hancock-at-warrington-hosiptal

Ewwww just no

Yes. Either you are his gf or there is something deeply wrong with you. Seek help immediately.

Do you not get out much? Or do you just not have many opticians in your neck of the woods?

I'm pissed and I still don't find him remotely attractive. I think you need help tbh

Oh he is one hot stud...for every woman wants a man who bungles a pandemic, couldn't follow COVID guidelines or keep his hands off his staff during office time, has a wandering eye and is now on reality TV rubbing his ex and kids nose in it talking about his great 'love'. A delightful capture of the heart and loins he is...if it was a choice between him and that kangaroo penis then I know skippy would carry favour.

I mean, he’s not ugly.

Oh dear

Can’t see it myself.

You do realise he’s a Tory🤮

I was surprised that I found him quite genial! Not necessary sexy, but not as repugnant as I thought.

Seek Help OP

Yuck He has the most bland looks in my opinion, and his forehead is too big
And don't get me started on that manic laugh

What the fuck! You need help, some hardcore therapy to get the bottom of this nonsense.

I'm disgusted by all these attempts to reframe Matt Hancock. The right-wing media are running 'fun' articles about him every day. I hope the producers realise how many viewers have switched off and they rethink their approach of using the show to give abusers, cheaters and incompetents some 'good' pr. It's beneath contempt.

Not sexy, but i know what you mean.
Viewers turned off have they!? I think it's the best I'm a celeb in years.