Am I the only one who finds Matt Hancock sexy?

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Anyone? and no I haven’t had a drink tonight.

I don’t know if it’s how he takes on all those tasks in his stride is the reason why I find him so sexy?

I remember during the pandemic after the cheating scandal I thought wow! He is sexy 😊

Seriously that guy from Hollyoaks doesn’t do anything for me but Matt Hancock YES PLEASE 😍

Do you have low self-esteem?

even in your imaginary sex life you don't feel you're worthy of someone who's actually attractive.

Worst thing is he is 11 years older than me 😳

I’m imagining whatever PR advisor has suggested MH go into the jungle has also posted this thread here and no doubt others across t’internet in an attempt to jolly people into thinking he’s not a complete cunt.

That really isn’t the worst thing…

My poorly dog has just had diarrhoea over our new light stained wood flooring, re staining them with a random poo trail pattern. After firstI clearing up the poo I am now on my hand and knees scrubbing the stains out.

Am I the only one to find this sexy and a turn on?

No thanks, Gina, you can keep your BF.

🤣🤣

I'd definitely prefer cleaning up diarrhoea dog shit than being groped by him.

Wish I could be Charlene 😩

Yes. Was discussing him with 4 friends last night. We all find him vile, slimy, he makes me cringe. I so couldn't, not at any price.

I couldn’t find anyone sexy ever again once I had seen them armpit deep in rotting offal and covered in cockroaches. I just couldn’t bear their hands to touch me.

Hi Gina. Yes it’s just you I’m afraid

This is my sign that I've seen too much internet today

Well, at least two other women must have found him attractive at some point.

I think of him more as the David Brent of Westminster.

If I knew nothing about him and just turned on the programme I would think he was brave, with boyish pluck, and admire his lack of complaining about the trials.

My husband is 35yrs older than me so I don’t get what your point is here.

Is my husband what many 40 someone would see as sexy? Probably not as he is 76. He is however a lovely man who cares about me and other people and would give his last £1 to someone if they needed it. And he stuck to the lockdown rules and guidelines.

Unlike the dog turd Hancock. Who fucked over the country to give contracts to his cronies (that they failed to deliver) at huge cost to taxpayers and put his finger up to all those who didn’t attend their loved ones dying moments to stick to Covid rules.
But yeah an 11yr age gap now that is the reason people are questioning your taste and sanity.

That should read 40 something people.

Probably. He's like a pathetic, horny hamster.

He’s like Gollum’s bigger beefier brother.

This. He is a slimey, lying snake. Can't stand him.

I just laughed out loud and almost woken up poor DC2 who is unwell and so I'm sleeping with them tonight

No wonder OP posted as anonymous lol

Sheep's minge is now seared into my cerebral hemispheres

I think probably this!