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Am I the only one who finds Matt Hancock sexy?

147 replies

anonymous12345678 · 13/11/2022 00:23

Anyone? and no I haven’t had a drink tonight.

I don’t know if it’s how he takes on all those tasks in his stride is the reason why I find him so sexy?

I remember during the pandemic after the cheating scandal I thought wow! He is sexy 😊

OP posts:
happygertie · 13/11/2022 08:43

I'd rather eat shit

BlueKaftan · 13/11/2022 09:16

He doesn’t bother me. Not sure about sexy but I’d hang out with him. And now I will show myself out.

MajesticWhine · 13/11/2022 09:31

I don't get the hate that most people seem to have. But sexy? Definitely not. Quite high levels of ick 🤮

AriettyHomily · 13/11/2022 09:49

Urgh. No no no no

PinkButtercups · 13/11/2022 09:53

I'd rather stick pins covered in dog shit in my eyeballs.

use583298 · 13/11/2022 10:07

There must be others like you OP as there was a whole thread on this during Covid. I don't think he is sexy at all but will vote for him to win just to see Ant and Decs faces.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 13/11/2022 10:17

Hancock loved every fucking minute of his backhand-taking, care patient-killing, mistress-snogging rule-breaking minister post

This. It was pretty clear that he was loving every minute of his power over the lives of millions. Vile little man.

Drywhitefruitycidergin · 13/11/2022 10:27

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢
Putting me off my breakfast just thinking about it.
There were quite a few MN threads during lockdown1 on similar topic - at the time I assumed cit was just lockdown.
Each to their own I suppose 🤣🤣

TheVanguardSix · 13/11/2022 10:32

Oh god no. He’s the antithesis of sexy. Stop behaving like a bottom feeder, OP. Raise your standards.

PoundShopPrincess · 13/11/2022 10:33

It's as though they deliberately decided to platform men who are, or have been, as odious as possible. The Hancock decision has hurt the show most because lots of massive celebrity fans who usually tweet about every minute of the bloody programme, have turned off in protest.
It's not light entertainment if you lost someone. It's not fun if you couldn't see your loved ones in their final illness. And no amount of eating crap makes up for it. The sheer brazeness of thinking doing some challenges on TV is somehow a public punishment or atonement makes me sick. Just when you think the media and politicians can't go any lower - there they are.

IToldYouAmillionTimesAlready · 13/11/2022 10:35

Have you been to SpecSavers?

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 13/11/2022 10:37

The sheer brazeness of thinking doing some challenges on TV is somehow a public punishment or atonement makes me sick

He really has no idea of why some people detest him, does he? as if a few challenges will make people think 'Actually, you know what? I couldn't see my mother in her care home, I was living alone and couldn't have anyone visit, I had to try and WFH and it was hard, and some people made out like bandits with PPE thanks to their mates in government, but Hancock's eaten some sheep's testicles, shows he's an all right bloke really so I forgive him.'

Dillydollydingdong · 13/11/2022 10:40

I like his smile and his laugh, but no, he's not sexy.

hesmatthancockgethimoutofthere · 13/11/2022 10:40

Should have gone to Specsavers

BeverleyMacca1 · 13/11/2022 10:42

Fuck no. He reminds me of Les from Vic & Bob’s Big Night Out.

Riverlee · 13/11/2022 10:47

Not sexy, but not ugly either.

use583298 · 13/11/2022 10:48

He's very average like the majority of people

Yesnoormaybe · 13/11/2022 10:51

Op I absolutely can see what you mean. Although I would never admit it to anybody is real life.

ladygindiva · 13/11/2022 11:29

PinkButtercups · 13/11/2022 09:53

I'd rather stick pins covered in dog shit in my eyeballs.

Perfectly put 🤣

Lapincalin · 13/11/2022 11:40

You mean sexy as in entitled-overgrown-prep-school-bully-boy sexy?
Of course he can do the tasks, that's his only option to be liked in any way.
He's turning on the charm for the peasantresses and it's working for you , is it? wow
You were right Matt, it's working.

ClaudineClare · 13/11/2022 11:43

He's like an overgrown, particularly odious Head Boy.

Lampzade · 13/11/2022 11:44

anonymous12345678 · 13/11/2022 00:23

Anyone? and no I haven’t had a drink tonight.

I don’t know if it’s how he takes on all those tasks in his stride is the reason why I find him so sexy?

I remember during the pandemic after the cheating scandal I thought wow! He is sexy 😊

I will pray for you…

sashagabadon · 13/11/2022 11:46

i remember matt Hancock appreciation threads during the pandemic. I personally don’t find him sexy in the slightest but if others do that’s their problem 😁

BiggerBoat1 · 13/11/2022 11:51

He's a self-serving little weasel. If that's what floats your boat, then enjoy OP!

Personally, it'll take a bit more than him chowing down on a sheep's minge to make me forgive his lying, corruption and wilful disregard for the lives of ordinary people.

PinkButtercups · 13/11/2022 11:55

@ladygindiva Grin