Am I the only one who finds Matt Hancock sexy?

[anonymous12345678]

Anyone? and no I haven’t had a drink tonight.

I don’t know if it’s how he takes on all those tasks in his stride is the reason why I find him so sexy?

I remember during the pandemic after the cheating scandal I thought wow! He is sexy 😊

I think probably you are

umm……..

If you are his girlfriend then yes.
Otherwise there's 2 of you.

You probably are

Dead behind the eyes, braying laugh, false smile, watching the others like an alien trying to work out the language

Jesus Christ

🤮

Fuck me-unless you are his GF, then that means there are 2 of you 🤮🤮🤮

Lol

Yes. Yes, you are.

Well no, because that woman he cheated on his wife with presumably does too….

What the hell are you drinking? 😳

That you Gina?

Do you have any kind of moral compass @anonymous12345678?

Do you not care what kind of absolutely immoral shyster he is?

Do you know anything/care about politics?

Yes

Are you on any medication that you forgot to take?
Otherwise, I suggest you make an appointment at the opticians.

And yes I know you said you aren’t but presumably you are referring to alcohol. Has there been a toxic leak into the water supply in your area? Do you have asbestos? Do you have working carbon monoxide detectors? Something is clearly not right and I think you need to figure it out before there’s long-term damage.

He’s fake and planted in IACGMOOH to normalise the government’s covid behaviour so that we (the ants) agree to move on.
Also, vom.

He's brainwashed you.

Quick… have some booze. You’ll see better then perhaps

I wish I was ☹️

Click bait!

If I were Gina I would have stayed with that nice looking husband!

Jesus

Haha good one 👍🏼