EASTENDERS 58. NO SPOILERS OR ELSE BLONDES WILL KICK YOUR ARSE !!!!!

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Sooooooooo new thread again

phil has disappeared so Keeble can’t frame him or billy

will Kat and Phil Marty soon. Maybe Xanax wedding. Oh hold on she dud that with Alfie 😂

will Kat fall for Alfie’s charm aka lies

when will muck and Janine be back from telling his kids : Scarlet does have school ,,,,

will Janine lose baby or she will leave bsby with muck snd then both him and Linda will both have a love child to raise them happily together

it’s slowly heading for Xmas , god please let the photo of Janine hiding bloody clothes be sussed and Linda truth be out and muck and L back together

who is telling the truth - suki or Nish - I think suki is telling porkies about the murder of neighbour and Nish isn’t as bad as they make out

merrkat and dad Nish. Blondes swoons

jay and Lola. Is she doomed as jay said we have all the time in the world

and hopefully no 13/14yr having sex in sheds

sure there is more I’ve missed so add any stories

@the80sweregreat
Nasty Nish has the most beautiful eyes.

I agree! Love him more as an older man, but he was pretty spectacular when young, too:

Also mick and Linda. I think Lola was also only about 16

Oh and Denis

And the one who was a father to Heather’s child. Was it Darren? He was about 12!

They said six weeks for zLola so that will bring us right up to Xmas. I can already see it being something like having Any dressed up as an angel for the nativity play sitting by Lola’s bedside to take her to heaven. What a merry Xmas!

Phil is related to her too but will he return to her? Or leave Billy go to jail and not be there for Lola?

I’m guessing Phil is gone to do a panto? Why do soap characters do panto? Is it to sell the panto to the audience by having a recognisable face or do they do it the money? I’d have thought long running characters earn very decent money.

Bound to be a misery of a Christmas then
No change there then !! 😂
Danny Dyer looked well ! Nice tan.

Darron Miller was George Trott's dad ( Heather was the mum, one of the best characters ever yet they killed her off :(

I can already see it being something like having Any dressed up as an angel for the nativity play sitting by Lola’s bedside to take her to heaven.

Lola's daughter is Lexi.

But yes, I can absolutely see this happening.

Christmas is going to be a hoot ! Phil Is Lexies grandad surely he will come back.

Lola is also the granddaughter of Phil’s cousin. So he is double related.They are inter breeding on eastenders

I predict Jay will have a massive breakdown and completely lose it at The Funeral Parlour (does he still work in the CarLot?) throwing things , mixing up peoples funerals so the wrong casket gets sent to the wrong plot .
Vunerable grieving mourners will be horrified and find themselves in the Oh So Caring arms of Nish who will take up the challenge and open The Panesar Funeral Services Family Business , thus giving him a place in the Community .

Ben will have a massive breakdown and start his violent attacks on AnyOne He Thinks Deserves It . Maybe end up in the nick leaving Callum and Lexi sitting awkwardly at the dinner table with Philth and the faaaamily

Kat has been looking at Alfie with something resembling fondness .
I'm hoping they re-enact the Christmas Day "I;ve got £87 and half a tank of petrol and I'm off to see the World" scene .
And take Freddie back to Little Mo .

I thought it might be prophetic that Jay was back at the funeral parlour.

Alfie’s Bain tumour was operated on and now has no brain

during the surgery they discovered that what they thought was a tumour was actually just his brain. The smallness of it fooled them in the original MRIs.

Here's hoping Alfie won't decide to do a spontaneous Go-Fund at the Queen Vic for Lola/Lexi and do a serious heart to heart You;ll be alright darlin' I had a tumour and I'm right as rain now type of shit chat.

He might end up in the inspection pit of The Arches ?

And - another thing I've remembered .
Stace telling Kee-Rat something like "I wouldn't let my Mum be shacked up with a murderer"

When she killed Archie** ! Seems ok to let her Mum stay with her , Stacey served time for ?manslaughter

** IIRC her killing Archie was a revenge , (she was raped by him) -she hit him with the Queen Vic bust .

Oh no 😭

I'm really sick of the Panasar family story because none of it rings true and they are all so impossibly good looking that they just remind me they are actors. The big reveal about Nish being the dad fell really flat as well. I don't feel I've known any of them long enough to be bothered at all.

I like Freddie though. He needs to slow down his speech , but as an ' Essex girl ' ( albeit an old one ) I can understand him ! Lol
I agree that the whole Mitchell family and Jay will all implode big time
You would though :(
So sad

Suki pronounced Panesar properly yesterday too
She took the news well about Ravi

Oh yeah. So Lexie is Ben's third cousin 🤔

I think Lola is Ben's second cousin once removed (her father being his second cousin). I think that makes Lexi his second cousin twice removed but I'm not entirely sure 😂

Forgot the tree...

I remember when Ben was seeing Lola
He only slept with her to deny his own true sexuality. Phil tried to get Lexi removed from her once too. Been a rough road for her

Actually, I think it might be more distant than that.

🤔

I love the tree. Yeah I think it is further removed than that .l