EASTENDERS 58. NO SPOILERS OR ELSE BLONDES WILL KICK YOUR ARSE !!!!!

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Sooooooooo new thread again

phil has disappeared so Keeble can’t frame him or billy

will Kat and Phil Marty soon. Maybe Xanax wedding. Oh hold on she dud that with Alfie 😂

will Kat fall for Alfie’s charm aka lies

when will muck and Janine be back from telling his kids : Scarlet does have school ,,,,

will Janine lose baby or she will leave bsby with muck snd then both him and Linda will both have a love child to raise them happily together

it’s slowly heading for Xmas , god please let the photo of Janine hiding bloody clothes be sussed and Linda truth be out and muck and L back together

who is telling the truth - suki or Nish - I think suki is telling porkies about the murder of neighbour and Nish isn’t as bad as they make out

merrkat and dad Nish. Blondes swoons

jay and Lola. Is she doomed as jay said we have all the time in the world

and hopefully no 13/14yr having sex in sheds

sure there is more I’ve missed so add any stories

A Xanax wedding? Alfie's not that bad that Kat needs benzos surely? 😂😏

I meant Phil of course. Once a character leaves EE, even if they've just gone on their jollies for 2 weeks, they cease to exist for me.

Placemarking
I'm a bit bored with it lately tbh !
Too many recycled stories and Lexi is annoying me.

Ffs bloody iPhones and my spelling

tho drugs def go needed for either man

Shane Twitchie does my head in

I hope that Kat n Alfie get it back on and ho off with the boys never to be seen again

Go !! Not ho

I've met the actor who plays Phil in real life.
He did an appearance at a nightclub I used to work in, back in the day.
I overheard him talking to the bouncers about how great it was to be an actor, as he "could get all the c**y he wanted".
Never quite seen him the same way since...

C**t
You can guess the word

I hate seeing my own typos so much !!
.. it annoys me. Blooming phone

Hate to say this but I think Amy has started self-harming.

Bloody Nugget and his big mouth spreading lies about Amy and Denzel. Although tbf, she did tell him the lie herself 🤦

Nish is obviously a master manipulator, just like Suki 🙄

i agree about Amy. They are going to have to be careful how they show this.

Lexi gets on my very last nerve and even worse when Lola,Ben,Jay,Callum simper and smile round her instead of putting her back in her box.

Diane was shooting daggers whenever Jack was near Chelsea !

And ........did Kheerat say he'd been in prison?

Yes I heard Kheerat say that too 😯

Also, Ravi keeps reminding Nish that he was the only one regularly visiting him whilst he was inside. But how was he actually managing to do that, when Ravi was banged up himself? Or was this before he went to prison as well? Also, do we know why Ravi was inside in the first place?!?

I did wonder when one of the big soaps was going to do a social media bullying type storyline. There have been a few high profile cases and obviously is a real issue affecting teens and families.
Agree, they need to be careful how they do this.

Was Keraat critical of his df not wearing a turban or disrespecting his religion or did I misunderstand this

Ooh none of the other men in the family wear one either

Yes she is really too much

Was Kheerat briefly in prison after beating up Gray? That was all I could think of unless it was before Eastenders.

Ben Jay and Lola all enable Lexi

Yes. He was. He's come over a bit holier than thou, but I think it probably goes with being the eldest and interim Head of the Family so to speak. The expectations are different compared to with Jags or Vinny. Just look at how Suki treated him.

I admire Kheerat's principles and how he sticks steadfast to the fact that a liar is a liar and a murderer is still a murderer, however you dress it all up. He's very black and white which is good to see. It's not like Nish killed in self defence now, is it?

Nish is definitely working his way back into Ash's heart again. Vinny is also mellowing. Just Kheerat left. Poor Ravi though. He is being used and abused by Nish to do his dirty work and then he will be discarded like the drop of a hat when he's no longer needed 😏

Oh and on a diffrent note, is it me or has the actress Ash lost loads of weight? I really don't like Nina with her hair down either. Can't stand the Nugget character nearly as much as Lexi with her theatre voice. Plus Stacey has developed a slight double chin since her 2nd child. Still love her though ❤

Nugget is the absolute worst. I am obsessed with Nina’a fringe, I might take her picture along when I next go to the hairdresser.
was Kheerat talking about the daggers sikhs have in their turbans, and saying why didn’t his dad protect himself with his in prison when he got stabbed? Would you actually be allowed one? Bit confused!
Also wouldn’t Ravi have been in jail with Nish, or are there TWO jails in Eastenders land??

There must be two jails
Both fairly close to the square

Oh yes. Didn't listen well when Kheerat was talking about Nish defending himself. My understanding is that Sikhs don't generally carry a real dagger around with them anymore, as that would be a cause for police to stop them. They just wear a symbolic dagger around their necks I've heard.

But yes, that's exactly my point about both Nish and Ravi being in prison at the same time. So how was Ravi visiting him every week then?!?

Ah interesting thanks!

yes, as I understand it the daggers are now blunt & fixed in a sheath or tiny. My knowledge is gained from a very informative children's TV programme I watched a while ago though!

I think Kheerat was berating his father about not wearing a head covering rather than the dagger - I think the dagger begins with a k* the head coverings begin with a which is that what Kheerat said.

This identity includes five articles of faith — kesh (unshorn hair), kanga (small comb), kara (steel bracelet), kirpan (religious article resembling a knife), and kachera (soldier-shorts) — and distinguishes someone who has formally committed to the values of the faith by accepting initiation.

I wonder if it's the comb or the dagger that Kheerat has tucked behind his ear?