EASTENDERS 58. NO SPOILERS OR ELSE BLONDES WILL KICK YOUR ARSE !!!!!

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Sooooooooo new thread again

phil has disappeared so Keeble can’t frame him or billy

will Kat and Phil Marty soon. Maybe Xanax wedding. Oh hold on she dud that with Alfie 😂

will Kat fall for Alfie’s charm aka lies

when will muck and Janine be back from telling his kids : Scarlet does have school ,,,,

will Janine lose baby or she will leave bsby with muck snd then both him and Linda will both have a love child to raise them happily together

it’s slowly heading for Xmas , god please let the photo of Janine hiding bloody clothes be sussed and Linda truth be out and muck and L back together

who is telling the truth - suki or Nish - I think suki is telling porkies about the murder of neighbour and Nish isn’t as bad as they make out

merrkat and dad Nish. Blondes swoons

jay and Lola. Is she doomed as jay said we have all the time in the world

and hopefully no 13/14yr having sex in sheds

sure there is more I’ve missed so add any stories

Blood clot from the beating maybe? Will this then cause another faaaamily issue with Phil/Sam getting the blame?

Whilst we are on the subject of Phil, all the Mitchells turned out to see Lexi, but no-one asked where Granpa Phil was? Especially, Ben and Billy?!?

I blanked out the "pageant" in the Walford community Centre as it was just so ridiculous and just dreadful.

Whenever Lexi is in it I just feel really guilty about my extreme dislike of this little girl. She is horrific, how can any family think this behaviour is not only ok but encourage it

Where are Mack and Mia these days? In the kiddie cupboard along with all the other invisible children of the square?

Has Lola had a boob job?? I'm sure I don't remember her looking like that. But yes I second stroke.

Poor Lola, she's one of the good characters I think. Just as she and Jay have said they have all the time in the world, told her dd how much she loves her...to collapse in the toilets seems cruel.

That's what I was thinking during last night's episode too!

me too!

To be fair I do think it looks good though!

I'm sure she has, noticed a few weeks back. But I'm afraid i think they look far too big as she's otherwise quite skinny. Its quite an old fashioned look really now.
But, if she likes them that's all that really matters!

Who knows but we said she was doomed

seems young to have a stroke so saying brain tumour

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed Lola's humungous boobs!

Swear they just keep getting bigger!

Oh dear, all the talk of the future (again)...

That doctor was shit! Just deliver terrible news and walk off!

Could they have made it more obvious?

Flipping heck the worst bedside manner I’ve ever seen. He walked off leaving the scan photo of her tumour on the screen!
As for those bosoms. They look out of proportion with the rest of her body and they don’t move at all when she lies down. she has had them for a while though

She's looking like a proper little Barbie doll imho.

I know! No mention of treatment options, or what might happen next. Do they have to pay the bit-part actors per word or something?!

They surely can't make another child in the square motherless? (I have no idea where this is heading so not a spoiler!) if they kill off Lola that would mean Lexi, Amy, Mack and Mia, Bailey - have I missed anyone? Stacey should move!

Weren’t all of Ian Beales kids motherless? Cindy and Laura were the Mums weren’t they? I guess they’re all adults or dead themselves now though, so not sure it counts!
Ben was for a while as a kid, but then Kathy rose from the dead………..

That hospital scene with the doctor was so unrealistic

Eastenders appears to be going down the Neighbours school of Young Tragic Deaths and I'm here ready for it!

It set me off and I knew what was coming !
Dh said ' oh no , bratty Lexi will be brought up by Ben and Jay and Callum whilst she has chemo etc'
( set me off again !)