EASTENDERS 57!!! NO SPOILERS OR KEEBLE WILL BANG YOU UP FOR LIFE !!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Okay

so muck and Janine are living together with a pic of her hiding bloodstained clothes at the car lot pinned in kitchen noticeboard

who will notice that

meanwhile little ginger Annie is living with muck til allowed back with Linda

will jada come back. Who cares she had shazza grandaughter

janine needs to be found out for her driving - come on scarlet spill the beans

meerkat and stace are together forever swoons

phil needs to grass soon or be banged up again

who does Keeble want him to grass up

will phil and kat get married and be kill or phat names together 😂

suki will delve deeper into misery over the non killing of the pervy uncle

meanwhile her hubby needs to make his arrival

anything else I’ve missed

Ugh.... a mini Janine

I bet she hadn't counted on that happening! Although in hindsight, I'm actually surprised she hadn't thought of getting pregnant deliberately in order to keep Mick tied to her forever 🙄

Just watched and I thought the same with the twinges , then fainted then when nurse asked for a sample

she’s pregnant

and yep

thi muck and Janine

stamps foot. No. I wanted him
to get back with Linda

or

will linda accept baby minine😂 or baby jack and muck finally accept Annie and both get back together

alfie moving into the tardis 😂😂😂. Where will he sleep in the 3 bed plus loft plus dining room

1.stacey
2 eve
3 Hope and Arthur
loft lily
dining room jean

i don’t usually mention peoples weight as rude but Bernie seems to have really put weight on

I thought that the other day and then today as well

wife of dead man aka the new doctor doesn’t seem Bothered about missing older hubby

Oh no not baby Janick please?
Could the pain and fainting be an ectopic pregnancy?
Go away Alfie

Ok so I’ve just restarted eastenders after a hiatus for several years. Probably last saw it when Stacey had her affair with Kush and breakdown.

so what have I missed? 😂😂

Stacey is still with Martin?
Kat is marrying Phil or will it be Alfie, similarly Sharon?
Mick - who is his deaf daughter? Is he with Janine?
linda - what happened to her baby.
Are Billy and Honey back together?
who is Kaff’s bloke? Does Bobby live with her?
is Dotty Dot’s granddaughter?
What is going on with Sonia?
is Sam Mitchell back on the square?
Is Rebecca Fowler still around?

So many old faces!
what else do I need to know?
thank you!

Shirley Holmes

Stacey is now with Kheerat , Suki's son. Indian man.
Kat is meant to be marrying Phil , that's on hold because Alfie came back!
Sharon wants Phil back , she is on her own
Frankie is deaf : Mick is her dad . He was abused in a care home by Frankies mum aged 13.
Linda had baby Annie taken away because Janine framed her. Annie is Max Brannings daughter
Billy n Honey got back together last week!
Rocky is now with Kathy and is Dottys dad
He isn't aware of this as her mum told her then disappeared. It means that she isn't Dot's grandchild , I assume ! But this is EE where parentage is muddled sometimes and her was was a drunk : horrible
Sonia is on her own now. Lives in Dots old house
Rebecca Fowler left ages ago
Sam Mi

Sam Mitchell came back when Phil was in prison to open Peggy's bar
She slept with Zac ( Sharon's Brother) but they are not together !

I meant to say Dotty's mum was horrible.

Hello! I've been a bit of a stalker for a while now and keep meaning to actually participate but not got around to it until now.
Last night's episode was so annoying! I had so many hopes for that twinge Janine felt to be some sort of injury related to the car crash and finally, finally we get to the bottom of this never ending story. But no. It had to be another child for under the stairs. Sigh...

They must have had a hundred pregnancy stories over the years ! It's always the same , not sure what to do with a character? Make it a pregnancy ( or a ' whose the daddy ?' story )
It's becoming tiresome and someone like Janine must know about contraception.
(Especially as she has had Scarlett and clearly not a very mumsy sort towards her)
Mick already has five children. Admittedly he didn't know about Frankie for years, but even so! Plus he tends to treat Annie as his too.
Now another one.

I was fixated on Sonia's 'special nurse acting face' when the other nurse said about the piss results. Like the whole world now knows except Janine that she's pregnant, but it takes Super Nurse Sonia to interpret it.

All jolly japes.

I almost spat my dinner out laughing at nurse-on-call Sonia in the caff rushing to assist sick residents of the square!

Mind you @Frazzlerock (welcome btw!) might be on to something! Could there be a lurking injury from the crash that the pregnancy will reveal? Or maybe she took painkillers or similar at the time which will have caused some harm? Either way she could end up sharing a cell with Ruby in the mother and baby unit at walford Nick if she finally gets caught! Talking of which that baby must be due soonish?

Ruby must have had that baby by now surely?
Although my 'time lines' on EE are always out.

Have they had a character have an Ectopic pregnancy before?
I doubt this is one, but it would be good to show awareness that it can happen :(
I still maintain that Janine will be slung out into the rain or snow once it all becomes revealed that she framed Linda. I bet Shirley will get involved in this too. (Not a spoiler, no idea)
It's sad they made Mick and L split up
Sonia is so annoying. Most people would leave Janine too it.

Well done @the80sweregreat for answering all

maybe Janine will anort

she doesn’t want to be tied down to a bsby

I said that months ago

wonder why she did t contact martin

unless she had. Mc in prison

I wonder If Janine will abort the baby ?
However, motor mouth Sonia might tell Mick!

There are always loads of bin bags lying around in the Square that are very handy for when people get punched/pass out etc. I've just noticed.

Mick said he had four children ??
He has five!
They can't count 😂

Has not had !

That’s what I meant

but abort git changed

Council cuts innit..

I reckon Janine will go to appt...
Motor mouf will spill the beans, Mike will race to clinic in a taxi.. but da da daaaaa will he get there in time?

I think he was talking about the ones who have left home , but there are only three of those with Frankie being the fourth. Although both Lee and Nancy have left twice

Can't believe they've gone down the "unplanned baby" route again. 🙄

I was hoping for a delayed injury from the car crash. Dammit!

So, does Dotty already know Nick's not her dad ? I must have missed her finding out.