EASTENDERS 57!!! NO SPOILERS OR KEEBLE WILL BANG YOU UP FOR LIFE !!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Okay

so muck and Janine are living together with a pic of her hiding bloodstained clothes at the car lot pinned in kitchen noticeboard

who will notice that

meanwhile little ginger Annie is living with muck til allowed back with Linda

will jada come back. Who cares she had shazza grandaughter

janine needs to be found out for her driving - come on scarlet spill the beans

meerkat and stace are together forever swoons

phil needs to grass soon or be banged up again

who does Keeble want him to grass up

will phil and kat get married and be kill or phat names together 😂

suki will delve deeper into misery over the non killing of the pervy uncle

meanwhile her hubby needs to make his arrival

anything else I’ve missed

Dotty's nasty Mum , Sandra, told her that Rocky was her dad ages ago.

Ruby will turn up with mini-Mart soon enough. Will that be his 5th child (3 biological plus Lily and invisible Arthur)?

Mick has 7 including Annie (Lee, the gay one whose name escapes me, Nancy, Ollie, Frankie and now Minine)

I’m sure they’ll drag this out until Christmas. Janine will be twirling around “this will be the Christmas evurrr” before Shirley finds out the truth, makes a big reveal on Xmas days bitch slaps her over the Turkey and Mick throws her aht of the pub.

Mick has five biological children;
Lee
Johnny
Nancy
Ollie
Frankie

Annie isn't his.

Mini mart! 😂
Love This

Yes
He said 4 grown up children

Ahh, he wasn't counting Ollie !

How come neither Janine nor Sonia twigged the reason they asked for a urine sample was for a pregnancy test?

They would actually have to gain consent to do a pregnancy test but hey ho this is Stenders.
Also sharp pain and fainting can be a sign of an ectopic so she would have a scan.
Jean is really annoying me
Yes the boys should know their dad, the one who fucked off for 3 years and left his kids

Yeah, Alfie the disappointing dad! The one who too off , is now back.
Typical EE !!

How Kat hasnt smacked Jean is beyond me !

Does Jean like Alfie or hate Phil?

What is Jean thinking ?
Considering that she persuaded Phil to take in Kat and her entire family once, her loyalty to the dreadful Alfie is a bit bewildering. The children have been ok without him.
I know that Phil isn't perfect ( under statement) but Alfie took off stealing money and a classic car , leaving them nearly destitute with a dodgy home extension! I know Kat found that 50k , but he still left them to it and she had to pay it back.
He is now the owner of an old boat and a van and not much else.

If Janine doesn't go through with this abortion , the Carter Clan ( including poor little Annie ) would be up to seven children and make Mick a kind of cockney ' Von Trapp ' from the sound of music.
( or a ' shut your Trapp' )
Where's his whistle?

Ooooh I hadn't thought of that. Oh PLEASE can that happen! Seems a bit extreme to have yet another ignored child on the square just to reveal a delayed injury, but I wouldn't put it past them

I almost spat my dinner out laughing at nurse-on-call Sonia in the caff rushing to assist sick residents of the square!

Me too. My first thought was "Super Nurse Sonia!" And this thread. Sadly I was watching on catch up.

@SoupDragon loved how she knew every single member of staff at the hospital (and they knew her) too! They should name a wing after super Sonia at walford general!

I chuckled at the 2 hour waiting time - only in Walford.

Large east end hospitals have longer than a two hour wait for a and e.
That made me chuckle too

and there weren't hoards of people waiting.

although, to be fair, it was middle of the day wasn't it? Not prime sports injury/drunken fool time.

Large Eastend hospitals have larger A&E department than the small room shown.

Two hours wait is a bit of poetic license though. Especially these days.
Still, luckily she had super Sonia to guide her through it all.

Poetic licence? Don't be ridiculous! This is Eastenders where everything is completely true to life!

🤣

I live in East London and would love to move to the borough where EE is based (it is meant to neighbour the one I live in) It seems you can live in houses that typically cost a minimum of £1 million in this part of London that house a never ending stream of adults and children even if you don’t have a job or manage on wages from a market stall.

And yeah, chuckling at the A&E wait times😂

Sonia's right getting in my tits

Also, her eyebrows are awful

Sonia has always been annoying. From her young trumpet playing days, to her sanctimonious stance on most people's activities.
She rarely has any stories of her own and just hangs about with her biro at the ready or taking people to a and e. Or appears in her uniform occasionally to show what a great nurse she is.