EASTENDERS 57!!! NO SPOILERS OR KEEBLE WILL BANG YOU UP FOR LIFE !!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Okay

so muck and Janine are living together with a pic of her hiding bloodstained clothes at the car lot pinned in kitchen noticeboard

who will notice that

meanwhile little ginger Annie is living with muck til allowed back with Linda

will jada come back. Who cares she had shazza grandaughter

janine needs to be found out for her driving - come on scarlet spill the beans

meerkat and stace are together forever swoons

phil needs to grass soon or be banged up again

who does Keeble want him to grass up

will phil and kat get married and be kill or phat names together 😂

suki will delve deeper into misery over the non killing of the pervy uncle

meanwhile her hubby needs to make his arrival

anything else I’ve missed

Agree - dreadful episode! And worse still was the fact that the shirt Alfie was wearing was identical to one I'd ironed earlier in the day for dh, I'll have to burn it now!

Since the add on re the queen they really can’t do anything else. They film about 6 weeks ahead so by the time they show what’s filming now it will be too late.
Someone should really have given the placing of that photo some thought!

I like Dotty , she has grown on me.
She was looking at a photo of nasty Nick on her phone ,but Rocky is her dad.
He doesn't know it yet. Sad she isn't in love with Vinny as he is nice.
Whitney's hair looks nice shorter / darker.
Didn't she have a fling with Alfie too ? I know Roxy nearly married him once !

It's been mentioned before about Tracy and Phil a similar kind of revelation once before.
He slept with her when he first came into the show I believe with Grant, years ago anyway!
I don't understand the attraction, but Sharon has a massive history with him, so I do get this
She should not have messed around with Keanu though, that wasn't her finest hour.

Yes indeed

if she hasn’t been unfaithful and had a baby which at her age was pushing it anyway naturally …..

then she would be with Phil

I think the ' situation' was having a yellow hummer car instead of an Aston Martin.
Clearly Freddie is being set up to be the ' dim ' one ( as Callum once was ) who gets it all wrong, but is really kind / sweet.
Maybe a new squeeze for Whitney ? She is a bit older than him, but they often pair her up with people like this! She seemed happy to have Alfie back , the only one who was.

Whitney is 10 years older than Freddie and they've just done the "older woman" thing with Honey and Jay. I hope they don't go down that route 😂

Freddie is bound to get together with one of them. Or another long lost rele will show up
The extra guests at the non wedding was hysterical: nobody spoke to them and people rarely have friends of family away from the square. Who were they all ?

I'd really like Jay and Lola to get back together!

I've always liked Lola
Lexi is a different matter!

What i reckon will happen (probably wrong tho!!)
Kat will swim for it, then phone for help for the twins..
Arrive at the church just in time, covered in pond weed and dripping wet
Phil will laugh and Sharon will roll her eyes

Perhaps she could get into difficulties, Alfie could jump into save her and drown in the attempt. She then just wades to the bank.

Alfie drowning becomes Algie !
Phil's tie really wound me up , it looked wrong

The writers have a thing about water and wedding dresses ( Jean , southend , now Kat in unknown river location !)
Bianca had water / mud splashes on her wedding dress : mick ended up in a big lake. Roxy and Ronnie drowned.
They don't like water much !

Algie

Yes, i think Phils tie was bordering on Kipper i.e too fat.. maybe something the wardrobe dept dug out from the back of the cupboard!

Oo i'd forgotten that, i might be right you never know...

So has honey relieved she loves billy again now he’s going to prison

where is Stacey - not at the church

Phil was come looking fir Kat and save the day

and then get married

I'm sure Jane ended up covered in mud in her wedding dress !

YY , Phils tie couldn't make up its mind if it was a fat tie , a scarf or a dodgily tied cravat !

Actually burst out laughing tonight at Alfie's "stand up Kat" 😆

That was funny 😄

One of the many things I dislike about Mo is the way she has to take bets on bloody everything. And how come people in EE always have a ten/twenty pounds to throw away on those stupid bets no matter how hard up they are?!

Big Mo isn't a nice person
She is always ready for a scam:(

Whod've thunk it, i was half right - jumping in yes, arriving wet and pond weedy yes, getting there in time and Phil laughing no.. hey ho!

Dear God
That was the most crap couple of episodes ever.
Billy and Honey 🙄
Alfie 🙄
Utterly cringeworthy and pointless.
Even Shane Ritchie seemed embarrassed