EASTENDERS 57!!! NO SPOILERS OR KEEBLE WILL BANG YOU UP FOR LIFE !!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Okay

so muck and Janine are living together with a pic of her hiding bloodstained clothes at the car lot pinned in kitchen noticeboard

who will notice that

meanwhile little ginger Annie is living with muck til allowed back with Linda

will jada come back. Who cares she had shazza grandaughter

janine needs to be found out for her driving - come on scarlet spill the beans

meerkat and stace are together forever swoons

phil needs to grass soon or be banged up again

who does Keeble want him to grass up

will phil and kat get married and be kill or phat names together 😂

suki will delve deeper into misery over the non killing of the pervy uncle

meanwhile her hubby needs to make his arrival

anything else I’ve missed

FFS that was so stupid! Why didnt someone else go to collect the twins, so bloody predictable..

Ikr! And why was no-one calling Stacey or Stacey could have answered Kat's phone when they rang that. What was the 'situation' Stacey mentioned when Kat was trying to get rid of Alfie in the house?

I thought it was more along the lines of Lola being more likely to turn him on. Something cringeworthy like that.

So, something like "more likely to be Lola"

Lola looked comedy-repulsed I thought

I'd like to add Bert and Ernie to the list of really annoying children too.

Presumably having Alfie back is so horrific that they've had to put this episode on post watershed.

Yes it was

Where are the twins when Kat and Alfie are arguing on the boat?. Is there an underneath to that boat?

There is probably a small cabin under the bow

Isn't she ghastly along with dopey Jean

It was like a bad farce tonight

Please Kim actually look after your children

best sex I’ve ever had

Phil and tracey

that was funny

a hole

also funny

so where has alfie been all these years

so local that they twins ring and he appears

where is river and boat

again local as kat got there quickly

how did she get there

where is Stacey

sad really. Alfie was kats man in the moon. Her true love

I always said it was wrong they split them up

so will she marry phil

so will she marry phil

i imagine that depends on whether they've decided to write her out or not. I have no idea so no spoilers from me but Kat and Alfie could ride off into the sunset again, never to be seen again until an ill advised spin off.

@Meredusoleil Tracey said “best sex I ever had” in regards to Phil 😂

I do hope the actor/extra who plays Tracy got a big fat bonus in her wages for that line 😂 cha-ching!!!

I always thought Sharon was prouder and more dignified than this. Kat was right ... she is being a bit tragic! I actually thought Kat handled that confrontation really well.

Who were the other guests there that everyone ignored? They must have come along to the wrong wedding!

I think it might have been the River Lea, a tributary of the Thames in east London, by Walthamstow.

(No, I have nothing better to do at 04.37 with insomnia than look these things up.)

So, Alfie drove all that way with two boys in the back and he didn't know they were in the van ?
This soap is getting sillier by the day.
Plus those odd guests too !

Maybe it was all un homage to recently deceased film-maker Jean-Luc Godard.

Tracey has found her inner sexual freedom and Kat is having an existential crisis on a small boat in a wedding dress. It’ll be hand held cameras next, mark my words.

Alfie rocks up all ' you know you want me really Kat ' when all he has done is disappoint her , stolen money and left her to her fate years ago with three young boys. Most people would tell him to do one. Or send someone else to fetch the children.

That is Kat’s wedding frock isn’t it, not just a spangly dressing gown she got up in?

I feel sorry for Sharon's little boy , he is only two and a bit and hardly sees his mum!
Plus I preferred business owner Sharon , not this doe eyed love struck woman who can't get past the ex she has known for 30 years
It's not even as if they had the happiest marriage when she was with him.

Kim wasn't invited because of the Vincent connection and Phil ending up in prison.
Howie has disappeared too it seems.
Dotty's boyfriend looked gutted seeing her with Avery's son :(
When will they put Billy away ? I hope it's soon

I know. Poor Vinny.

Billy can't go down. I can't see Phil blaming it on him. That would be outright lying. He'll just have to go along with everything and then again then at the last minute, admit it was his late dad that pulled the trigger.

Can't believe Keeble is able to do this tbh!

Vinny knows Dotty doesn't really fancy him, even if they are sort of together. I think she was fairly honest about that. He's still hoping to win her round though. I think they are far better as great mates TBH.

Howie has vanished but his horrible son hasn't.

I love that Tracy occasionally comes out with just a few great words and then disappears.

Does Shrimpy ever say anything?
Marie in the Cafe doesn't but I get the feeling they're building her up for a single line. 😂