EASTENDERS 57!!! NO SPOILERS OR KEEBLE WILL BANG YOU UP FOR LIFE !!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Okay

so muck and Janine are living together with a pic of her hiding bloodstained clothes at the car lot pinned in kitchen noticeboard

who will notice that

meanwhile little ginger Annie is living with muck til allowed back with Linda

will jada come back. Who cares she had shazza grandaughter

janine needs to be found out for her driving - come on scarlet spill the beans

meerkat and stace are together forever swoons

phil needs to grass soon or be banged up again

who does Keeble want him to grass up

will phil and kat get married and be kill or phat names together 😂

suki will delve deeper into misery over the non killing of the pervy uncle

meanwhile her hubby needs to make his arrival

anything else I’ve missed

To be fair, Bobby was in the back of the car cleaning when it was stolen.

Yes he’s gone to get Janet’s hst

but amazing thst Freddie had a suit to match the others considering he appeared a day ago

he keeps saying dad to billy

will he find out he isn’t his dad

wonder what mo told him why billy hasn’t seen him since he was born

Ive obviously missed the part where Bobby got a job with Rocky at the car lot
When will Ravi and Suki open the restaurant back up ? Has anyone asked where the man is who was murdered ( uncle , can't remember his name ? )
Apart from his wife asking once , it's all been forgotten about

Appears to be on at 9:30 tonight. BBC1. I wonder if that might change depending on the coverage of the coffin procession though. Presumably having Alfie back is so horrific that they've had to put this episode on post watershed.

I think Bobby is just part of the organising committee for Phil & Kat's wedding. No idea why TBH. I'm not sure why Rocky was in charge of the wedding car either!

Be strange if Sharon gets back with Phil and Kat n Alfie reunite too.
Sharon had the affair with Keanu as he kept leaving her on her own etc. They are all so fickle !

Are Kat and Alfie actually divorced? I know he was supposedly dead but I don't know if that was officially declared, thus ending the marriage I guess.

Phil won't be happy to see Alfie.

He ripped him off over a classic Capri car or something like that. Kat did get the money back again and they gave it back ( I think ?)he still did him over though. I guess the fact his marrying Kat might save his bacon on that front ?
( i can't recall the exact details )

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Not fecking Alfie fecking Moon. I bloody hate him!

The add on in the Vic was the best they could do I suppose. You can't really shoehorn a brief reference in amongst the whole wedding shambles like they often do with sports or other events.
But I'm too horrified to think about the rest of the episode 😫😫😫😫😫

Yes indeed.
When Kat'n'Philth rocked up to register their intention ro wed , they'd need decree nisi or death certificate of spouse.

"Yeah there's no actual body but he's Eastenders Dead "
"That'll do nicely!"

Eastenders Dead!! 😂
We know how they like to mess with something that is rarely reversible in real life ( unless your trying to execute an insurance scam or something like the 'canoe man' did , for example)
Having Den and Kathy Beale come back was ridiculous, although Kathy's non death was more accepted somehow as Gavin was so horrible.

I do love the cheeky chappy Alfie usually, but even I will say that he's gone too far this time...I mean seriously, what a plonker!

And wtaf is Sharon up to ffs. Not to mention Kim stirring the pot something chronic too. Plus where is Tommy? Kat and Phil seem doomed with all these obstacles in their way.

Just watched tonight's. Tracy you dark horse!! 😆

😂

Lexi is really irritating.
#notaspoiler

I heard her mutter something but didn't quite catch it. Judging by the reaction of the 3 women at the bar that she said it to, it was about Phil?!?

Yes. I agree. Love Honey's dress. Jean's also nice. She always dresses so classy.

Not sure about Whitney's trouser suit. Trousers too tight imho. Like the hair cut and colour though. So much better than that awful red she used ti have.

Getting annoyed with Dotty now too. What is she up to? Poor Vinny.

Tracey’s line is the best ever. What a shock!

Did anyone hear Stacey call big mo lola? When she was talking about going there with another woman and she said itl turn him on tonight, the scene with stacey lola and eve.

Just re watched the scene she definitely said lola but her real name is laila so don't know what that was on about.
Anyway just ignore my last post, massive baby brain failure 🙈🥴

Sam Mitchell is wearing my wedding outfit dress!! She hasn’t accessories it as well though - no big hat or orange shoes 🤣

Alfie = A-hole

I did think I heard something odd, but wasn't clear what it was exactly. Surprised slip ups like that are not picked up and the scene reshot.

Oh gawd. “Comedy” Alfie kidnapping his ex-wife. Please make it stop.

Aaaargh Alfie is so irritating!!

Big Mo can get in the sea too.