EASTENDERS 57!!! NO SPOILERS OR KEEBLE WILL BANG YOU UP FOR LIFE !!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Okay

so muck and Janine are living together with a pic of her hiding bloodstained clothes at the car lot pinned in kitchen noticeboard

who will notice that

meanwhile little ginger Annie is living with muck til allowed back with Linda

will jada come back. Who cares she had shazza grandaughter

janine needs to be found out for her driving - come on scarlet spill the beans

meerkat and stace are together forever swoons

phil needs to grass soon or be banged up again

who does Keeble want him to grass up

will phil and kat get married and be kill or phat names together 😂

suki will delve deeper into misery over the non killing of the pervy uncle

meanwhile her hubby needs to make his arrival

anything else I’ve missed

Place marking !
Thank you blonds.
That family tree on the other thread is amazing
The Mitchell's are very inbred.

Thanks Blondes (excellent work on the photos revealing Janine's secret btw)

Will Howie turn out to be a bad'un after all? And what will Kim do if so?

What will be the shocker at Phil and Kats wedding? (There always is at least one, maybe the daughter (Zoe?) will show up?)

Blondes head explodes

they are all related

When Phil was chatting to Dodge about his wedding to Kat , Dodge said Charlie Slaters girl but there's rumour its his brothers kid ( or along those lines )

So if Kat is Harry's daughter , and Kat was raped by Harry resulting in Zoe , then my head is combusted spontaneously let alone exploding

I heard that too. Then I thought maybe the photo Keeble showed him was someone related to Kat. Maybe it was Harry?

Or maybe Dodge was getting Kat mixed up with Zoe, who was brought up as Charlie's but was actually Harry's due to raping Kat?!?

Please don't let there be any more incestuous storylines 🙏

Place marking, can’t even go there with the family trees - it’s like the incest capital of the world

replies from other thread which is now full...

I don't think Harry was Kat's father - that would be too much I think.

although I can't help thinking it was mentioned before... when Kat was talking to an old cabby somewhere? In one of those special taxi cafes?

I've googled the Slaters and Billy and Little Mo didn't have a baby together - she was raped by someone and had a baby from that. Billy & Mo split up as Billy couldn't cope with the baby having been conceived that way.

😂
It is a bit. Grim really !
Poor Kat , she had a boy she didn't know about and now the one she thought was her dad ( Charlie ) isn't ? Possibly ? ( only going by what Dodge said last night , speculation, not a spoiler !)

Mark Fowler Jr did come over (no American accent IIRC). He was told that Grant was his father whilst over. I think he had to be told for some reason... was he trying to sleep with Louise? Or was that Michelle's teenage lover?

The Mitchell tree isn't actually that bad 😂 Lola and Ben are not closely related really. Odd if they grew up together mind you.

I now realise they couldn't have grown up together.

can't find anything about Lola's mother, only that her dad died.

The family tree has completely blown me ...and I can't even try and work it out ..

But ....what is it with the ladies wearing 4 inch heels in the house doing housework and making coffee and things !!

Lovely emphasis on Sharon's legs and shoes when she made jada a drink....and ...Lynda scrubbing the table tops in heels .

I can't even do housework in trainers ..let alone heels !

( To be fair my heel days are long over ! But I still take /kick shoes off at the front door !)

And the noise of those heels !
I keep thinking of the floor !

If they bea strike why couldn’t be sleep with Louise

they would be cousins which is legal

tho squirmy 😂🤮

yes I forgot no got raped by ? In pub - rings a bell

but happened to Freddie

another slater to appear

I googled - Mark Jr took a liking to Courtney who is, of course, his half sister.

I remember watching at the time of Little Mo’s rape and when she was pregnant. It always struck me that her and Billy were trying for a child themselves and I couldn’t work out how they were so sure it was the rapists baby, rather than Billy’s. So I’ll be really interested if Little Mo or the ‘baby’ (adult?) ever come back.

Also, who is Matthew Cotton, on that drawn family tree on the last thread? I thought he was Nasty Nick’s son? So did Ronnie have a child with Nasty Nick Cotton? Or have I got muddled somewhere?

Ronnie did have a baby with Nasty Nicks son - the child lives with him I think?

Hold up, how did anyone see a Billy-a-like in the photo? I rewound it so many times and couldn’t see anything!

Ronnie & Charlie Cotton had Matthew and yes, he's in Ireland with Charlie + wife + Dot.

someone posted a screenshot of the photo on the previous thread - it's of a market trader with the general shape of Billy although you can't see his head.

Whatever happened to Charlies and then Kat's black cab?

Why is Sam Mitchell 's son called Ricky after her husband ...if Jack is his dad ?

I know she married Ricky

Butcher.

He married Bianca after her ?

Ah. That makes more sense then Louise and cousin

Ah had misses that thank you! I went back to look, it’d surely Billy, I recognize his tummy